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| His name is Arod You used to dream about him He was your god Games on in half an hour and oh how he sucks in Texass tube socks But he doesn't know who you are but you now cheer for Edgar Cuz he's just a Texass dirtbag, baby Yeah he's just a Texass dirtbag, baby Listen to Barney, baby...with Derek. Ooh Arod�s a dick He brings a bat to play He'd simply suck if it wasn�t for money He lives on pure luck and he plays and he sucks And he doesn't know who you are And he knows I cheer for Edgar cuz he's just a Texass dirtbag baby ya he's just a Texass dirtbag baby Listen to Barney, baby with Derek Ohh yeah...dirtbag No he doesn't know what he's smokin Man he looks like mold It's game night and he is lonley Lo and behold Texass is losing real bad His lips start to shake cuz he is sad How does he know why he sucks? does he think that I'll give a F***? You've go two tickets to see the Mariners baby take me with you Friday don�t say maybe I'm just a Texas dirtbag baby like you oo ooh yeah...dirtbag Look Arod what the hell have you been smoking? |
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