| KELSEY'S RULEZ FOR LIFE! |
| KELSEY WILSON-GARCIA-BOONE-BELL-BUHNER-OLERUD-GUILLEN-MOYER-NELSON-SUZUKI'S RULEZ FOR LIFE. LIKE THEM OR HELL I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE THEM CUZ MARINERS RULE THE MORTAL AND IMMORTAL WORLD. RULE 1 Life is only fair if Lou Piniella sayz so. RULE 2 The world doeznt care aboot Arod's self esteem only the Mariners. Ya you heard me. RULE 3 Only I will make 252.2 million dollars right out of high skool so dont bother asking for a raise from your boss cuz likely you wont get it cuz only selfish bastards can earn that much. (Arod) RULE 4 If you think trying to find a hot guy iz tough then you are just jelous that I have and own Dan, Freddy, Bret, David, Jeff, John, Carlos, Jamie, Jeff and Ichiro. Krista owns Arod RULE 5 Flipping burgers can and will be your future life style if you can swing the bat and make contact with the ball but dont worry about your dignity cuz according to the Mariners you suck and couldnt beat them mwahahahahaha. RULE 6 If you mess up in life then it iz your PARENTS falt just remember that if you blame your parents for eveything then eventually they will stop trying to get you to get your fat ass off the couch. RULE 7 Before you were born, your parents were still az boring az hell but dont worry you still reek of awsomeness after me of course... well what do you expect? The Mariners are that damn good. RULE 8 School isnt always a waste of time cuz just think, if you are going to school you can live with your parents for free and watch all the baseball you want! RULE 9 Sex is not divided into sememsters. You can if you want get summers off but if you have a hottie like Freddy, Dan, Bret, David, Jay, John, Carlos, Jamie, Jeff and Ichiro like I do why would you want to. Chances are you prolly would ask for a detention and for extra "homework". RULE 10 Televion, especially WWF wrestling, is real and no matter what the Jabroni beside you in science sayz, only one baseball player is overpaid and that is Arod. RULE 11 Dont be nice to NERDZ like Derek Jeter, chances are you eventually will kik their ass. RULE 12 Life revolves around Mariners baseball and yes I am sad about the whole New York terrorist attack but hello just cuz that happened you dont have to cheer for the Yankee's! |