(What's Happening: Arod eating a pie and Derek Jeter comes up and wants some cuz he's hungry) (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, For a fat guy. 5, 6, 9, 14, 19, 22-{in place of the spanish #'s) You know it's kinda hard just to be fat today M's fans know it's really tough, but they boo him anyway He maynot have a clue and he may say he's big-boned But we all know he's fat and we're glad he isn't cloned So don't debate, he's overweight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gonna be real rude, whine for food Cuz it's my pie, cuz it's my pot-pie But it ain't great being over weight At least that you know he's big enough to over-flow your lake The world doesn't need anymore of these But hey, hey we're stuck with him anyway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, For a fat guy. He needs an attitude adjustment cuz he's not very nice He'll simpley say f*ck you and never thinks about it twice Now cruisin' in his beamer he sees Kazu as he pass And if he looks twice, Kazu'll lay the smackdown on his ass So don't debate, he's overweight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gonna be real rude, whine for food Cuz it's my pot, cuz it's my pot-pie But it ain't great being over weight At least that you know he's big enough to over-flow your lake The world would hate anymore of these But hey, hey we're stuck with him anyway Well he's getting a pot-pie, yes, he's gettin' it now He wanted cheesey poofs but she gave him that instead Friends say he's eating too much and he's not quite fit But in his own mind, he's the, he's the beefest kid (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway (Jeter:) Give it to me fat-ass (Arod:) Noway, Noway 5, 6, 9, 14, 19, 22 So don't debate, he's overweight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gonna be real rude, whine for food Cuz it's my pot, cuz it's my pot-pie But it ain't great being over weight At least that you know he's big enough to over-flow your lake The world doesn't need anymore of these The world would hate anymore of these Let's not get anymore of these But hey, hey we're stuck with him anyway |
| Pretty Fly For a Fat Guy |