Welcome to Whose Line is it, Anyway?

The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like...

+ A comb to Colin Mochrie
+ A microphone at a Britney Spears concert
+ Batting practice to the Dodgers
+ Canada
+ Foreplay to men
+ Four out of the Jackson Five
+ Napkins at a fraternity house
+ N'sync and the Backstreet Boys if the members switched
+ Pants to a tollbooth operator
+ Parking tickets
+ Pickup lines to Brad Pitt
+ Shaquille O'Neal at the free-throw line
+ Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks
+ Steak sauce in Indiana
+ Tasteful shoes to Ryan Stiles
+ The $20 bill Tiger Woods finds in an old jacket he hasn't worn in a while
+ The brunette from ABBA
+ The food at Hooters
+ The fruit plate at a rib joint
+ The plot of a porno
+ The surveillance cameras in a 99-cent store
+ The Swiss Navy
+ The word "rapid" in "rapid transit."
+ The "talent" portion of a beauty contest
+ Whatever the delivery guy in a porno is delivering
+ Whatever you say after sex
+ When I say "I love you" when I'm drunk (Wayne: NO!)
+ Your girlfriend's friends

 
 
Note: None of these are meant to be offensive, and are not necessarily the views of the webmistress. They are posted in good humor as tribute to Drew Carey's comedy. Thank you.