The Best of Segues

To begin the game "Informercial" or "Greatest Hits," the two performers selling the product/CD (usually Colin and Ryan) begin with a segue about interrupting a movie or TV show to offer you their newest product. As the show went on, the boys started to get pretty creative with their interludes, and here's a bit of what they came up with.

+ We'll be right back to 'The Little Red Engine That Got Five To Ten For Arson' -Colin
+ Hi, we'll be back to the extra letter theater production of 'Beauty and The Breast' in just a second. -Colin
+ We'll be back soon to the wildlife movie, 'Bertha the Dyslexic Ephelant'... �Colin
+ Hi, we'll be back to the politically-correct production of 'The Good, The Bad and The Beauty-Impaired' �Colin
+ We'll be right back to our Fox premiere of 'Alien Oddities with E.T: The Extra Testicle' in just a second. �Colin
+ Hi, we�ll soon return you to the dyslexic production of �Bitty Bitty Chang Chang� in just a moment �Colin
+ We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy: The Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. �Colin
+ We'll be back to your afternoon special...'The Little Red Engine that got 5 to 10 for Arson' �Colin
+ We'll be back to 'X-men: The story of transsexuals' in just a moment -Colin
+ We'll be back to 'Schlomo: The Kosher Penguin' in just a moment!. �Colin