And the Points Go To...

+ A million and a half points to Colin for kissing Greg Proops.
+ A thousand points to Ryan and Colin for just dragging those things around.
+ Five hundred sympathy points apiece for Colin and Ryan for doing the worst Beavis and Butthead I've ever seen.
+ I'm gonna award points for that game according to shoe size- congratulations Ryan!
+ Minus 100 for Greg for not guessing Ryan's thing, but an extra hundred for you for saying "trois." So it's all tied up, wonder what's gonna happen.
+ One thousand points to Colin Mochrie for putting up with the bald jokes. Thousand points to you, Colin. Way to go baldy! Hey, another thousand points, how 'bout that? Good for you, chrome-dome! Hey, another thousand points, how 'bout that... (Greg: Can we watch movies on his head later?) Another thousand points, hey how 'bout that! (Greg: I'm joking!) It's not a forehead, it's a five-head! Another thousand points!
+ One thousand points to Ryan 'cause I love the way you cluck. Nobody lays an egg like you do, buddy!
+ One thousand points to Ryan for readin' my mind... (after the "Arkansas Pig Farmer" stint)
+ One thousand points to Wayne 'cause the ladies love the way he walks
+ That was great, unfortunately that was a non-scoring round.
+ Two thousand points to Dana... saw the big drill, didn't even flinch.
+ Usually I give the score here, but if you're worried about the score, you really don't get the show, do you?
+ Ten thousand points to our censor, a hell of a guy!
+ One thousand points to each of you for reminding us how horrible the dating pool can be.
+ One thousand points to those of us who have seen Ryan naked.
+ Well, that'll be a thousand points to Ryan, who had the great idea of standing on his head so he didn't have to rap anymoe.
+ Just for the record, there is no mafia, and I would like to give a million points apiece to all our Italian-American independent businessmen friends.
+ Two hundred-eighty electoral points to my good buddy, Ryan Stiles.
+ And an extra thousand points to (suggestively) Wayne and Brad! (Brad: We should fall in love more often!)
+ Ten thousand points and a Cable ACE award to you, Ryan Stiles.
+ Hey, to recap the scores, people keeping track at home... Brad, who knows, Wayne, who cares, Colin, I forgot, Ryan - minus seventy-three.