This is Anakin. Anakin is my personal slave because I kidnapped Padme in my previous layout, and he answers all of your ponderings with his Sith Force omniscience. He's kind of leftover from ATR version "Night Lights," but I decided to keep him around for a while. Ask him a question, and (if he's in a good mood) you will be gratified with an answer. Anakin responds best to yes or no questions, but often speaks in riddles and you will have to interpret the message to the best of your abilities.
Example:
Q: Anakin, did you turn to the dark side for the cookies?
A: I sense corruption in you
This can be thought to mean that Anakin does not like the corruption in your question. You may rephrase it, or you can go seek help at your local corruption counselor immediately. Anakin knows all.**
| **Disclaimer: Ask Anakin may or may not actually know all. |