"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians."
-Rev. Pat Robertson, 1992 GOP Convention

"I put a paper tube in my mouth.  It was filled with leaves. I set it on fire."

Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If you're looking for Sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between Shit and Syphillis
  --David Sedaris

Karma is justice with no witnessess

"The best philosophy is to always give buffalo plenty of room."
   --The Catalina Buffalo Story

"I want to be the girl in a Cole Porter song. I want to see Lena Horne at the Cotton Club. Hear Billie Holiday sing low and mellow... To walk in the kind of rain that doesn't wash perfume away. I want to be in love with something. Anything. Just something.
   --paraphrase of a Jack Lemmon quote from "Save the Tiger."

Nice guys finish first. Anyone who says nice guys finish last doesn't know where the finish line is.

Get a taste of religion: Lick a Witch.

So, A-Rod. Either you knocked the ball out of his hand or you run like a fag. Which is it?
          -Bloodsport Trivia Politically Incorrect Team Name (Not our team.)
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