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I want a red couch. It would make me feel dirty
If I go over there on my knees, will that count?
Kelley: I really like her hair color
April: You can have it if you want it
We're gonna have more queens than a gay parade in New Orleans
Can I ride you like the pony I never got for Christmas?
I have standards. I don't sleep with anyone I don't think is hot
I don't want Texas sausage. I want Canadian Bacon!
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