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July 12, 2002 Lakwani, trying to lift Jocelyn off the floor: "Pretend you're a less dense fluid gas." July 12, 2002 Lakwani: "Jocelyn's like, 'Like a bunny rabbit I have long hair.'" July 12, 2002 Lakwani: "You could call it the ass." Jocelyn: "But you call it the ass." Lakwani: "But I don't claim it to be legitimate." |
August 15, 2002 Lakwani: "Did you realize that the way a clock turns is causing all this angst?" (Playing Trivial Pursuit, during which Jocelyn insisted on going second, forcing a counter-clockwise rotation) August 15, 2002 Lakwani: "Oh. It's both naked AND pink. (A picture on the Trivial Pursuit board) |
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May 10, 2001 Lakwani (coming back from an AP exam): "I think I'll slow down and then Barry can tailgate me." October 23, 2001 Lakwani (In response to the question "What's Brion doing?": "What's Brion doing? He's probably drawing and it's probably going to turn into a tank pretty soon...it always does." (At Rock-a-thon as Brion draws a pot-smoking face on his balloon.) August 15, 2002 Lakwani: "Forgive me for not knowing German. ::reads:: 'What's staged in brwussssch (static noises), West Germany every year?'" (playing Trivial Pursuit) |
August 15, 2002 Lakwani: "He's a funny daddy" (speaking of her dad) |
August 15, 2002 Lakwani: "I have teatnus. That's all." |
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September 28, 2001 Lakwani: "There are skunks in the Peninsula?!" (after Kelly comes in with the dog having been sprayed) June 7, 2002 Lakwani: "We need to come up with a fond memory or something. 'Cause that would be funny." May 7, 2002 Lakwani (speaking of John): "He's, like, 'I know you better than you know yourself' and I'm like 'That's great, can you tell me where my keys are?'" |
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