February 5, 2003
"Once you get a penguin in a headlock, it's all over!"
(Debating the outcome of a fight between a penguin and a midget...)
(One of the many interesting things heard in K-Ville)
June 10, 2003
Wendy (ATH): "I've never vacuum-packed a lemur before."
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Jake: "How are you today, Kelly?" Kelly: "I'm a happy duck." Jake: "How so?" Kelly: "Quack?" Jake: "(fair enough)" February 28, 2003 Wendy: "Yay, got a new marker!" Kelly: "Does it smell like marker?" March, 2003 Kelly: "They make my hands smell like feet." (her wrist guards) December 6, 2002 Wendy: "What are you doing?" Ryan: "I'm eating cheese." Karen (since Ryan was clearly NOT eating cheese): "Eating virtual cheese?" Ryan: "Eating cheese is a state of mind." |
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November 14, 2002
Stacey: "If you guys reproduced your children would be angry."
Chris: "If David reproduced with anybody his children would still be angry."
June 13, 2003
Rob: "They are collecting napalm, just go."
(referring to Tristan and Katie)
June 10, 2003
Wendy (ATH): "It's hard to get terribly attached to a hermit crab."
August 28, 2002
Joe: "This book is better than Nyquil."
(referring to The Origin of Species)
(discussing how to get to an obscure building on campus)
Joe: "I got there once. It was wild!
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September 23, 2002 Rob: "Yeah, pirate bars!" (Speaking about the origins of "watch your p's and q's) September 2, 2002 While in a seminar discussing that a rock may have some qualities of life but not all, Chris: "And a flashlight only has one or two!...At best" |
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November 14, 2002
Jason: "Dan's bed is like kitten genocide"
June 13, 2003
Gen: "Have you played the game 'you lose?'.....I played six hands of it..."
October 10, 2002
Prof. Surin (in an 'of course' sort of tone): "Well, they're Martians!"
February 28, 2003
GeofJacoby: There were orchids in 2A last year (as there are this year I believe). Claire, Peter and I had a habit of playing catch in the room. Hence, at one point when catch turned into something more like dodgeball, I exclaimed "this can only end in pain and a dead orchid."
GeofJacoby: as it turned out, the orchid survived. :-)
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March 22, 2003 (a no parking sign has been stuck in the quad in the middle of the night.) Karen: "Hey, look. Some drunk person thought it would be a good idea to steal a no parking sign." Kelly: "And thought it would be an even better idea to put it in the middle of the quad." Karen: "Alcohol makes people GENIUSES!!!" October 8, 2002 Matt (FOCUS): (when asked whether he'd done a paper that morning) "If by this morning you mean before I went to bed." April 25, 2003 Tierney: "And the Lord said 'let there be Hell' and there was Chemistry, and he saw that it was Eeevil." September 3, 2002 Professor Humphreys: "My computer doesn't translate cuniform." |
Leah (Spanish): "I eat grass?"
(Playing a game where she had to guess what we'd written about on the board behind her)
April 27, 2003
Abhijit: "What would you think if I told you that I hang around with someone who randomly bursts into uncontrollable fits of giggles, refers to herself in the third person, and calls herself Satan?"
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November 15, 2002 Professor Bryant (submitted by Wendy): "I looked at it, and then I said, 'oh boy, that's the difference between me and Archimedes.'" said to Wendy: "integrals and primes during a break! what do you do when you're working?" Wendy: "integrals and primes in a less amusing manner." |
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(from Wendy)
Inessa: "See it? Paul said it was a chipmunk and Wendy thought it was a mole. I, on the other hand, think there's a very good chance that it is a baby armadillo." Josh: "You mean that squirrel right there?"
September 5, 2002
Matt (FOCUS): "I take offense on behalf of the amoeba."
November 11, 2002
Jessica's away message: "Tchadensis, tugenesis, ramidus, anamensis, afarensis, africanus, aethiopicus, boisei, robustus...my head is going to explode. I mean, who really even cares about any of this? Let me check. Yeah, that would definately not be me."
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