History
Many of you may be wondering "where in the name of blue blazing fuck did these little fucksticks come from?" Glad you asked. The simple answer is that we don't know. We have our theories, and each club member has their own variation.
Photographer - This Guy
Discoverer - Atticus8

So, this is a picture of the first known Kelet, estimated to be a hojillion years old. The thing about this guy is he is really old. Kelets get really old and wrinkly, and big. So big that they get loose from the Earth's gravitational pull. As you can see in from this next slide.
Photographer - Shujin Katana
Taken from the Hubble Satellite in March, this shows a Kelet just before he is lost to the expanse of the universe. We don't know what happens to them as they travel the cosmos, but we can hope they are gaining intelligence and spreading to new worlds beyond our human reach.
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