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| Darn it Its not the math i hate its teh after math NAY!!!! RABBITS HAVE GRAVEY! I wanna learn hippopotamus. What on earth are you talking about?? Whatcha doin?? we don't do anything We are family See elephant eating peanuts aha kelly aha SHH! its a secret AHHH caned foods! YAY! THE zombies are coming! whats up?? Do you two need to be moved away from each other do you have any problems? O no we don't we a just um..... Friends for life wven when we are apart we will always be friends at heart Friends are forever HEY TOM! LENNY'S STINK! BUZZES ARE AWESOME AND SO ARE THE WALRUS THINGYS! POKE!! And you know i like tim kel. Do you really? well thats something new. Now where have i heard that before? MY SISTER GOT EATEN BY A GOLD FISH! She got eaten my a gold tank fish, gold tank? wow, are those for really expensive fish JK? STORY TIME. you have to have alot of skill to hold the flags, right tim? THROW THE HANDS EVERY TIME! Im cheating on my husband, with two diff ppl, according to dennis and tim, but i don't believe em I HAVE A STALKER! she said that kelly just kept smiling, and was very nice, and smiled alot... yea mom thas cuz she had no idea wut she had just gotten herself into. WE ARE FAMILY! yea tom, bobbys ur sister. haha. MOMMY! TIMS MAKING FUN OF ME! Tim, leave ur brother alone!! BRIAN GET UR ASS IN THE STREET!! omg, i have never said that before... I CAN DO A CARTWHEEL DOWN KNIGHTS ROAD!! thas awesome! I can see it now, THERE GO THE PYRAMIDS Omg, my dad has a jump rope...OMG! JUMP ROPE! Ok, i have to go pee really bad. We need to find, cups. I can not believe we are doing this, and o look theres a highway. Ree they're going too fast to see us anyway. OK WE'RE DONE! I wonder how many traffic jams have gone passed since we've been here. I wonder how many ppl wonder if we're lost and doing smoke signals for people to find us. Yes, apparently i have a kid, and an std, but i didn't even know it. Yes kelly didn;t u know that? im ashamed. DUDE! youre the one who made it all up. Plus Kelly F. took my kid. Dennis *puts thumbs up, questioning look on face* Kelly *smiles big puts two thumbs up* Dennis *laughs, then goes backstage for next scene* (that day was the best part of the play, hehe.) Tracey, y was that girl pushing a baby doll in that stroller? She was doing wut? OMG! SHE IS PUSHING A BABYDOLL! Maybe its a project for school KELLY! u can't bring him, hell be cut up like meat loaf, with two steak knives! Whenever you think of him, i just want u to remember, MEATLOAF. OK, im really confused. LOOK AT YOUR EYES!! they're they're...they're beautiful!! IM A REAL BOY!!! Damn bri who the hell does this kid think he is? he sounds liek pinocio!! IM A REAL BOY!!! YAY!! lol. Thas just because youre a better timmy than hers. AW! Look isn't she just so cute? Yea she is You're so cute kel! Im just gonna drag you around like a baby doll come on dolly... Im just Joshing with you Frank, lol, wait a sec, im supposed to say joking aren't i? Yea im just joshing with you(sarcasm) I don't think they said Joshing in Annies time... FLAG BOYS!! my b/f's a flag boy. KRYPTONITE!!! I was going to kryptone but very good knuttel. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT SUPERMANS WEAKNESS IS KRYPTONITE?? are you pysco!! NO i am not pysco, I just love Batman YOUD HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT?? hes your b/f for heavens sake!!! Im sick of this, im changing my name! everyone is to now call me kacey like ree does. DUCKS ARE YELLOW! Yea, DIRTY ducks are yellow. LIL ducks are yellow kelly, even ask aunt patty, she gets em sent to her in the mail. IM CHANGING MY NAME! Im sick of getting confused with kelly. Wuts ur name now? Kacey. How do u think ree spells kacey? c-a-s-e-y? Nope, k-a-c-e-y I GOT HARRY POTTER! They're probably gay! but they're not kel. O well i dunno wuts wrong with them, wait! are they blondes? Ree! i feel so loved, we were missed! Zach told me he missed u, and Tim told me he missed me. lol, i feel so loved. Every one keeps asking me, are you ok? and i keep saying yes, and NO ONE BELIEVES ME! I fell on a white line walking over here, and cut two of my toes. You fell on wut? A white line, you know the ones in the street, it was sliperry and i slipped and fell. She doesn't like him. Why not? How hell should i know, she don't like you nemore either, sry hon. This prom is kellys 4th one this year, she doesn't mind, shes had liek 12 b/f's, NO I HAVEN'T! not even half of 12! More liek TWO mom. *for those who know me, you know how many ive rEally had, and we all know its not 12* Parry Hotter, haha, thas awesome Ive gotta clean that white board. Who! pooch! You know i never know if hes talking to a dog or some other animal, hes calls them all Pooch. Im surprised Laddie knows wut his name is, we call him, mr.puppy, pooch, dog, Lad, sheesh, poor dog. Ok, now is he good or bad? Good. Ok then why is he attacking the president. Because he is, thats why, he wants mutants free. Right....w/e. You dum ass! you didn't kiss her! What were you guys necking back there or something? WUT! NO! yea, right. Fine don't believe me, pull over and ask them. O and you think that im gonna get an honest answer? YOU SHOT ZACH? Wut idiot gave u a bb gun? AJ. Omg. Well see i never got the whole, don't play with guns speech. Well you're getting it now. Your friends name is tree? well, i have no room to talk, my friend's name is toast.... Ok, you know that commercial with the guy and his liek g/f? no. Ok then...well his g/f writes something on a peice of paper, and hands it to him u think i should say that to tim? she write, you may kiss me now, in french. YEA! go for it! Ill email it to him in french, say, figure out wut that means, and then ill ask him if he figured it out, and if he says no, then ill say, ill show u then. THATS A GREAT IDEA!! lol. |
| KELLY!! WUT DO U WANT BRIAN? That kid is on. Wut kid? tim? Yea. OO! LEMME TALK! NO! You getting off that computer? No. Now? NO! WHo is Bryce? Rob, is bryce. im the love of robs life, but i have a b/f, who isn't rob. Come on my std. HAHA You're a what? Well tell him next time he makes fun of u cuz of the prom, why are u laughing, u haven't even kised me yet. I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL B/F IN THE WORLD!! You should go out with him. KELLY! brb. lol. Ok, whens the next time ur prob gonna see tim? Uh, not this weekend, but maybe the one after? ok...the bruises should be gone by then. Just don't kill him, i wanna be able to actually hug him without him going, ouch. Pickle. Escuse me Mr. Mailman Cows, go QUACK! and duck, say MOO!, and puppies, they wolf. No they say, please don't kick us mr clark. No, see they call him the big bad wolf, so when he comes around, they go WOLF! WOLF! everyone thinks they're sayine woof, but really they're saying WOLF. 2+2 = 465 They had the desk in the aisle, she moved the desk into the aisle mr. clark!!! no i didn't.... THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD MR. CLARK!!! Yea, if the persons an idiot and doesn't go AROUND the desk... They better get demerits if we do. Give him the guilt trip! nah, see, hes too obsessed with himself to do be affected by that... ok... PROVE IT. Mr Clark, can kelly read me that paper, i have a head ache. HEY! we were being quiet, we were whispering. Hey amy, could u hear us? Yea... shut up amylee. Do you like Mr. Clark? WUT!? EW!! no...thas disgusting, hes my teacher. Yea...right... - that was some bitch at my school saying that to me, is she pysco?! Ok, your choices are, Daddy Day Care, Holes, i wanna see that, uh, Lizzie Movie, O YEA kel, lets go see the lizzie Mcguire movie.. Hey i wanna see that, im going with my friend sarah, lol. I GOT SLIPPERS! and instead of have liek a duck on them, they have bed time bear on them. Who the hell is bed time bear? Dennis! i got slippers at the mall today!!! Yea and they have Sleepy bear on them. Not sleepy bear, his names bed time bear. Hym a nal Ok, the hot chick is dead, im leaving, meet ya out there... How the hell can u NOT like harry potter? I LOVE IT! HEY! ITS NOT EMILY WATSON!! its Emma. Ok, and i have NO idea who you are talking about. Ok, uh, have u ever seen harry potter? No. Ne commercials? Yea. Ok... I hated the first scene, it started and i was like, turn it off, i hate this movie. wut! I love harry potter, me and Ree say we're gonna name our kids, Harry, and Draco, and see if they're friends. lol. OMG REE!! HE SAID HI TO ME!!! No steal momma peach!!! momma? my daddy say a bad man named mario come and steal momma peach away, so you no steal momma peach. Stop following us you pest! Shes's like mesmorized. Alright Val, play it. OMG! ITS HARRY POTTER!! wow.... What the heck are you talking about? MOM! don't put, she is a lady, are u dumb or something? WE COULD GET ARRESTED FOR THIS! DUH! you didn't know that? NO!!! ok, well we can. I threw up....YOU THREW UP!! KEWL! where? Back there, like, i think before the white line, the first one. COME ON ZACH! we gotta check it out. COP! You said there was a friggen cop! there was! Omg, excuse me, i think im gonna throw up. I WAS HYPERVENTILATING YOU DORK! *goes and throws up* i had too much to eat.... unless there is a cop, with his lights on, and hes outta the car, do not call us,. BY THEN IT WOULD BE TOO LATE TO SAVE YOU SRY ASS. o yea ur right, sry. KELLY!! WUT DO U WANT BRIAN? That kid is on. Wut kid? tim? Yea. OO! LEMME TALK! NO! You getting off that computer? No. Now? NO! WHo is Bryce? Rob, is bryce. im the love of robs life, but i have a b/f, who isn't rob. Come on my std. HAHA You're a what? Well tell him next time he makes fun of u cuz of the prom, why are u laughing, u haven't even kised me yet. I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL B/F IN THE WORLD!! You should go out with him. KELLY! brb. lol. Ok, whens the next time ur prob gonna see tim? Uh, not this weekend, but maybe the one after? ok...the bruises should be gone by then. Just don't kill him, i wanna be able to actually hug him without him going, ouch. Pickle. Escuse me Mr. Mailman Cows, go QUACK! and duck, say MOO!, and puppies, they wolf. No they say, please don't kick us mr clark. No, see they call him the big bad wolf, so when he comes around, they go WOLF! WOLF! everyone thinks they're sayine woof, but really they're saying WOLF. 2+2 = 465 They had the desk in the aisle, she moved the desk into the aisle mr. clark!!! no i didn't.... THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD MR. CLARK!!! Yea, if the persons an idiot and doesn't go AROUND the desk... They better get demerits if we do. Give him the guilt trip! nah, see, hes too obsessed with himself to do be affected by that... ok... PROVE IT. Mr Clark, can kelly read me that paper, i have a head ache. HEY! we were being quiet, we were whispering. Hey amy, could u hear us? Yea... shut up amylee. Do you like Mr. Clark? WUT!? EW!! no...thas disgusting, hes my teacher. Yea...right... - that was some bitch at my school saying that to me, is she pysco?! Ok, your choices are, Daddy Day Care, Holes, i wanna see that, uh, Lizzie Movie, O YEA kel, lets go see the lizzie Mcguire movie.. Hey i wanna see that, im going with my friend sarah, lol. I GOT SLIPPERS! and instead of have liek a duck on them, they have bed time bear on them. Who the hell is bed time bear? Dennis! i got slippers at the mall today!!! Yea and they have Sleepy bear on them. Not sleepy bear, his names bed time bear. Hym a nal Ok, the hot chick is dead, im leaving, meet ya out there... How the hell can u NOT like harry potter? I LOVE IT! HEY! ITS NOT EMILY WATSON!! its Emma. Ok, and i have NO idea who you are talking about. Ok, uh, have u ever seen harry potter? No. Ne commercials? Yea. Ok... I hated the first scene, it started and i was like, turn it off, i hate this movie. wut! I love harry potter, me and Ree say we're gonna name our kids, Harry, and Draco, and see if they're friends. lol. OMG REE!! HE SAID HI TO ME!!! No steal momma peach!!! momma? my daddy say a bad man named mario come and steal momma peach away, so you no steal momma peach. Stop following us you pest! Shes's like mesmorized. Alright Val, play it. OMG! ITS HARRY POTTER!! wow.... What the heck are you talking about? MOM! don't put, she is a lady, are u dumb or something? WE COULD GET ARRESTED FOR THIS! DUH! you didn't know that? NO!!! ok, well we can. I threw up....YOU THREW UP!! KEWL! where? Back there, like, i think before the white line, the first one. COME ON ZACH! we gotta check it out. COP! You said there was a friggen cop! there was! Omg, excuse me, i think im gonna throw up. I WAS HYPERVENTILATING YOU DORK! *goes and throws up* i had too much to eat.... unless there is a cop, with his lights on, and hes outta the car, do not call us,. BY THEN IT WOULD BE TOO LATE TO SAVE YOU SRY ASS. o yea ur right, sry. |
| Ok, now wuts this kid look like? Uh..skinny dark hair, REALLY cute. O... Hey! no stealing him, MY GUY. Thats wut u said about tom too... Yea, but Tom had a g/f, thats y i said it. NO STEALING DAVE, hes MY guy. lol, no hes not kelly. Alright, w/e... HI GEESE! that poor mentally challenged child... Silence is Creepy! Next time, i think we shoudl live the kids home.... Or atleast a few rows infront. Hi, tim...I MEAN DAVE! shit... Bye Den...NO UR ANT, UR ANTHONY!!! damn it... U KNEW!! yes, u said, he liked u, and u liked him. Mom, that doesn't always turn out with ppl dating. UR B/F LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER!! Skinny, Dark Hair, Glasses, lol. He sounds like he does, BUT HE DOESN'T, hes way cuter. YOU GET UR FIRE TRUCK OUTTA MY DIRVE WAY! But ma'am... I don't care mister, i gots a perm and groceries! now get it outta my drive way!! You know wuts a funny word? Pickle. Did you go to that place where they ask u all these questions...bout life and existence? and if u get it wrong u get eternal demnation, but if u get it right u get a twizzler? No, nope, no. Sammi says she feels bob presents.. Its presence kelly, not presents. Yes he gave me a present. lol OMG! this is awesome kelly, a bob believer, larlas pool, its an awesome day! I LOVE YOU CHRIS! Now now, kelly, don't wanna make ur sister jealous. Bye guys, BYE! Guys, WUT ARE U DOING TOMORROW, (strange child) - Were doing stuff (Me)thats nice, but since i don't really hang out with you, i don't need to know wut youre doing. Guy, i HIGHLY doubt that my mother is going to buy the excuse, "I was kidnapped by the Weasley mom, in their flying car, o yea, harry, ron, fred and george say HI! MRS. BATEMAN!" i doubt shes gonna buy that. I got PMS and a gun, more lkie PMS and a hard back harry potter book... Its a crab? We had a funeral in my kitchen, mom goes, ITS TIME FOR THE CEREMONY OF GETTING RID OF THEM!. My poor ugly bird sandals... NE BODY SAY NETHING ABOUT MY SHOES...o well, i gots new ones. I DID NOT! i did. YOU DID!! - taylor did tracey lol Fine, u don't like me trace, ill sit closer to goshow... ok! bitch...slut...prostestute! TAKE THAT BACK. lol WE'VE GOT WALKIE TALKIES. lol. Superman, this is Batman, over and out. Hey batman, this is superman, just so u know....IM RIGHT NEXT TO U Hey! we're getting other ppl on here!! omg really?! I wanna be the hot chick, gimme it. Ok you can be the hot chick. (person on talkie) who is this? (hot chick) Yo, goshow, wuts my name? Uh...marie. ok. IM A FAN OF DAN!! Hey, its the dan fan... OMG! hes going to be scared for life! Just cuz hes gay.... Can we flash ppl? Yes that is allowed.. ok. OMG SHE FLASHED HIM! She wut? she did it! i can't believe she did that!... If you give them cash, itll be like a prostatute. DUH!... you do have a point there.... Ill take the cash ne how... ive got 60 cents.... nvm... Is that why everyone makes fun of me? because i love to cook? o no dear, there are other reasons. Thanks for all laughs. "Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags. "Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred JAMM MOC ok...now that we ARE JAMM, wut do we do? Uh..ppl in JAMM, play with games on phones, and eat jolly ranchers and lay on hamics. Ok. I always remember pop pop by cigarettes...i think of him when i smell them. Sometimes when im having fun, or when im worried, i can smell this real strong scent of cigarettes...normally when im getting in Katies car.... Kacey, WE'RE giving u homework too! Remember these things: Jacques Shorts Hershey photos THATS UR HOMEWORK. HEY! that tee is made with love by the lil chinesse boy Crop circles. When im older im going to go to a foreign country and make crop circles... Kate, we'll do nething to help u full fill that dream...we'll even hire the lil chinese boys who make our tees with love to help. ITS RAINING! YAY!!!! SCREW YOU! When where and who's on top? And i just have to say to Kel Bateman, SCREW U! John you gotta come back when me and jacque and em say our senior good byes, cuz i'll be like, yea...not sure if johns here but SCREW YOU JOHN, then YOU'LL have to say, when where and who's on top. Haha. Erika you're a fat cow! y don't u just eat the plate after you're done eating the food!? IM GONNA KILL YOU! Ok, now the gifts we gave you, are NOT to be used. WE GOT SHOT GLASSES! You stupid ass, you don't even know how to work ur own crap. Kel, you sure you wanna take this picture, the camera might break. John, if the camera didn't break when it took the picture of me and you, why do you think its going to break when taking a picture of me and becky? O, that was good....that was a good one. To all the nuns, the rest of you might not remember this....*start talking* CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!.....*does rest of song* Brian stop WAVING, they are not going to say your name! Brian! sit down! you are like, falling into Johns LAP I love it, when you shout TORI they both look at u, at the same time! HI DAVEY. I thought we named it bert. My Dog? YO CHRISTMAS TREE! Kel...wuts Christmas trees real name? Its Jacque... Thanks,..CHRISTMAS TREE! Can you curl my hair too? What are you doing today Kel? Homework.... GOOD! ur mother will be proud. KELLY GO GET MY FRUIT! Its on the prop table! Kel...stop for a sec, i dun want this guy getting a picture of me with someone putting stage makeup on... We have to drive all the way to columbia, in our cars, not liek some sunday drive... THEN we have to get on smelly donkeys, SMELLY, and ride 52 miles on the smelly donkeys to the bean mans hut, THEN we have to get BACK on the smelly donkeys and ride to the bean feilds and pick out THE BEST coffee beans for YOUR coffee, THENafter that, we have to get back on the smelly donkeys drive back to our cars and we get here, 2 MINUTES, before the shop opens. Ok? Do you really? no, of course not Who is that? I believe thats a shoulder kel... Yea but who's shoulder. Lemme think...ITS JOHNS. lol. NO WAR!? u suck. JACQUE! THERE WAS A WAR, AFTER me and and nancy left lunch, WE MISSED IT! I MISS MY CAST, and the guy i like... I am suffering from play withdrawl syndrome Ok, now we stay in our lines, and we don't commit ne crimes. Yea kel, like arson. Wut bateman, u a pyro or something? HEY! My Hairs red now. Hasn't it always been? NO...it was brown. o really? I never knew that....sry. You got home safe? yea. How was ur exam? You have really gotta start talking to ur daugthers more... What? Kelly? What are you doing home? I got out at 12 30, lol, here talk to erin. See! now you sound like kelly. WE CHANGED THE MONKEY'S NAME AGAIN, poor monkey...his names so damn long.... What's its name? Pippen Frodo-legolas Aragorn Monkey, cuz his older brothers name is Mr. Monkey. Jac says shes gonna name hers Merry, cuz we gots identical monkeys, lol. This is my jacque Is that a guy? NO Ok, don't tell my mommy. Wheres your brother? *points down* He's kicking Orc Butt Turkey I only understood, Jesus, sugar, and that story about the miracle....i was kinda in my own other world during the homily cuz i couldn't understand a word he was saying. I saw his picture the other day, and damn he is fine.... KATIE!! HO! Its cuz ur ugly. "I thought i couldn't get guys cuz i was the presidents daughter...but i guess thats not why." - Mandy Moore in movie "DUH! ITS CUZ UR UGLY! HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT!" - ME, lol. I have a major case of the ouchies we are to behave, n clap sympathetically because we know we're better. Yea...this is my tree house....i think it used to be from Sears.... ITS GOT A DECK! My daddy added on, this, this and this...and u can't go on the roof cuz they're afraid that someone will slip and fall off... |
| OMG! TOM IS THE SAME GUY AS DREW! N ROB IS THE SAME GUY AS JOHN!! Whoa...rob SOUNDS like john...creepy. Frank im just thanking god that im married to you...n not him. Oklahomo We are going to tear this show apart.... Im his fag hag. OMG R U REALLY? im sorry... NO! thats a good thing... if he goes to see some gay movie... im most likeley to go with him... like... if he wants to go get guys... ill be the one to go. OOOO Kelly, dear... i think u need a new gaydar.. YOU TOLD ME HE WAS GAY! So wait... is he gay or not? See Kyle... u show u love me by, telling me u do, John shows it by giving the baby a new name... n Andrew shows it by trying to stuff me in a trashcan. I can't wait for my daily dose of kelly. UR LEAVING ME! CUZ UR A SENIOR! THIS IS MY LAST YEAR W/ U!!! Kyle... im a junior... O U R!? O well.. nvm, lol. Kel! IM A COCK! YEA! Is she talking to us? I think so... WHY NOT SAY IT TO MY FACE BITCH! OMG ITS ON! OMG NANCY I LOVE U! I LOVE YOU HOMEBREAD! We are SO white.... Yo dohg, what is up my home bread? Kelly, are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you. Hun... if i ever hear that u used those lines to get girls... i will be ashamed... Im gnna go in the mall, and just read them off the paper at random chicks. I love how much thought John put into the naming of our baby. THis is what i love about the plays... so many boys in their boxers, every day. MY BABY HAS AN UGLY NAME!!!! That's why we're changing it. YAY! MY BABY'S NAME ISN'T UGLY NE MORE!! Is Emily at home? Uh... i dunno... i haven't seen her since the fashion show... NOT THAT EMILY! Our Emily. We have an emily? THE BABY'S NAME IS JONAH. No... now its emily... **Five minutes later** *after heated debate over baby's name* THe baby's name is, Jenna Elizabeth Jonas. Aw john, thats a cute name. lol. Kelly Batemin... HEY! he spelled my name wrong...kev spellled it wrong....where's jacque i hafta complain to her about it "sqeak-squeak" "really? thats nice. *turns to nancy* wut the hells he saying?" Chipper: squeak-squeak, squeak. Nancy: You're too much. Kate, you can have Hippie squirrel. Kate: YES! Nancy has gangster squirrel, kelly has pimp squirrel, nicole has punk squirrel, and Beck, you can have Goth squirrel. Trapeze is a crappy name, lets name him....Pippen...or merry...pick one.... No! lets name him Frodo. But i dun like frodo...he doesn't look liek a frodo... We can name him Pippen Frodo. Fork We never had this kinda stuff when we were two...look at this, a PLAY soup at hand! What's this say Maddy? Cambel. Wow...she can read. How many times have you watched that thing? 6 and counting...maybe more. I like it more in silence. See, he has no sense of style...his board looked liek crap, so i fixed it. HEY! Im sorry, this movies sad, but i find it so damn funny.... Damn...this is one big ass square..... Oh yea...im dating both of them. STOP IT MATT, u know im right SO JUST GET OVER IT! No, don't even try, im right, admit it. |
| Dead baby squirrels on my floor.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? SQUIRRELS! omg! u r not peeing there...EW TURN AWAY! BANG! NO IM NOT HARRY POTTER STOP SAYING I AM! This is harry, IM JUST AN OBSESSEIVE FAN!!!! Kel, why have u stopped correcting ppl about who u r? Because...i dun care ne more...they already call me Katie and Erin...so y not mistake my halloween costume... You sent urself a telegram? Yes, i wrote it for bob to send me...its the greatest way to flatter urself.... Omg....the table had a baby... We weren't throwing sugar packets.... HEY IT WAS ALL JULIE'S FAULT! Im just eating ur food....its good. Go ahead...i dun care...doubt ill even finish it. Wouldn't it be funny if we told them toast was a girl? OMG YEA! R u afraid of becoming a squirrel? I'll explain bob to you later. BECKY! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MINE AND LAURENS DEAL! DON'T SAY NETHING! Oh...wow...my fingers are pink. How many people failed that quiz *hands go up in air* If it was MY 21 birthday...id be drunk already. Are you drunk? WHAT!? i had ONE beer... Duck, no... This boy came running at us singing the batman theme and like attacked Kelly. EVAN! BATMAN! EVAN! IT WAS AWESOME, he like spun me around...it sounds corny, BUT IT WAS AWESOME Look at kelly...huffing and puffing...she ain't used to walking this much is she? I thought u hated her? I USED to be friends with her. Your mom yells at u for the stupidest stuff... Ree, i get yelled at for my shoes being untied... Ur brothers cute... EW! DON'T TELL ME THAT! Hes my brother! EW! Nice Boxers Ev...never thought id see the day id say that... i saw evans boxers...that sounds so wrong, lol. HIs pants fell down when he lifted his shirt up to show u his back....O THEY DID!? lol. I didn't know that. I thought he was just wearing them like that...cuz i was used to him wearing them like that. I like chalk dust, it smells cool. *claps earasers* *breathes in chalk dust* WE'RE GETTING HIGH OFFA CHALF DUST. lol. quick...get rid of the dust..she'll wonder wut we're doing Is Chalk dust bad for you? I dun think so... Ok, good. *claps earasers again* We should act like we're high, act stupid and giggle. lol. I WANNA BE A RIVER, they travel. Y? Ok...no, i wanna be A ROCK. They're cool. Can i be a duck? No. Ok, well, i wanna be a rock, cuz ducks pee in rivers, and so do bears. And people drink river water, then it turns to pee...and its then changed into clean water after its flushed, then it goes back into the friggen ocean, evaporates....and i dun think i'd wanna do the whole damn process again.... ITS A PERUANA! I thought it was gold fish...IT IS ORANGE. Duck, no... Where did that come from? Jacques hat. Bev, you have sense of direction... Rach, u coulda just told me to move it...bev and nancy do it all the time. O NO! This is gonan be ww 3 and im a neutral country.... NANCY! WE GOTTA LEAVE THE COUNTRY! Meet at the philly air port at midnight, ok? Ill pack, and meet u there. SHE WAS DRUNK! damn...we shoulda opened a bet on that, i coulda won! I have a squeaky voice and hang out with ur b/f josh....O HEY! Your the one with the tree house......from sears... |
| taxikab87: we could sneak outta the house, in the middle of the night, steal a car... taxikab87: and go to a deserted shopping mall parking lot MentalStaples: we need an idea that is realistic taxikab87: hey, all we need is a car, and a the keys taxikab87: lol MentalStaples: lol MentalStaples: or maybe we can just rob a bank too MentalStaples: cuz that realistic too taxikab87: lol taxikab87: YEA! MentalStaples: lol taxikab87: then we can buy a shopping cart!!! MentalStaples: yes MentalStaples: and then we can all go to prison with our shopping carts taxikab87: YEA!!!! MentalStaples: lol taxikab87: we can have shopping cart wars with the ppl at prison!!! taxikab87: YEA! MentalStaples: yes MentalStaples: good idea MentalStaples: why didnt we think of it before? taxikab87: i duno! taxikab87: lol MentalStaples: its so obvious MentalStaples: lol taxikab87: we go rob a bank taxikab87: we buy shopping carts taxikab87: then, we have the wars MentalStaples: in the prison taxikab87: then we go to jail, and have andrew, tim and trace, bye us MORE shopping care taxikab87: carts** taxikab87: no we go to jail, after one war taxikab87: then, my b/f dumps me cuz im a criminal MentalStaples: it's a great plan taxikab87: lol MentalStaples: lol taxikab87: ok, the whole tim thing i don't want happening, lol MentalStaples: and then you and me can be single in prison together taxikab87: AND WE CAN MOVE TO CANADA!!! MentalStaples: with the convicts taxikab87: and be canadian convicts! MentalStaples: lol taxikab87: lopl MentalStaples: YES! taxikab87: lol** taxikab87: YAY! MentalStaples: thats the plan taxikab87: alright we have the plan MentalStaples: yes we do Me and Ree are going to Rob a bank, buy shopping carts, have a shopping cart war, THEN go to prison and have wars there too! OK, kid, u know how mommy said don't play with fire? yea, well heres a lighter heres how it works... Your uncles taught you how to use a lighter? Ok, hunny, here take this, go pokes holes in Uncle Andrew and Uncle tims care, got it? Just go stab all the tires, its call slahing tires... u better not teach ur kid to do that, they destroy my car, ill hurt u Kelly, well tehn don't give my kid a lighter for his birthday. Aw! u love me...shut up. Ok, so we have, the Potter plan, yes, i marry a guy named Potter, and itd be very funny if his name was James, then we name our kids, Harry, and mine Draco. We buy them Robes, ur kids is gonna be green...and ur kids is gonna be red (harry- red, draco green, for gryff and slytherin) WE have the Kelley Cheerleader plan, u buy the pom poms, and i the megefone. Um and we have the shopping cart plan, rob bank, war, jail, more war, more money, more carts. and we have shopping cart 2, get a photo each year of me u and kelley in teh shopping carts and give em to mr clark. Im gonna be sitting at my house and you guys are gonna be on americas most wanted. Yes, a reward for this group will be given. I know where they all live, how much do i get for that? Nah, i wouldn't do that, id probably be right there blowing stuff up with you. haha. Kelly if u ever ratted us out, i would never speak to you again. Well, like i told drew, id probably be right there blowing shit up with you. Don't talk back to me! |