A is for awful, awful Arsenal
B is for Boring, boring boring Arsenal

C is for Corruption, bung and all
D is for Donkey, who can't kick a ball

E is for Endsleigh, that's where they belong
F is for Fine, they'll be paying another before long

G is for Graham, the most successful chief
H is for Ha Ha, whilst there was really a thief

I is for Incidents, in a past they can't bury
J is for Jensen, he won't score too many

K is for Kill, that's what they do to the game
L is for Laugh, when they bring upon it shame

M is for Merson, who sniffed up a line
N is for Nayim, from the half way line

O is for Offside, their favourite tactic
P is for Paris, and we were ecstatique

Q is for Quick, get past the back four
R is for Rubbish, 'cos they're really that poor

S is for Sunday, in April '91
T is for Tottenham, who beat the arse 3-1

U is for Ugly, so much of it, it should really be in a bank
W is for Wow, wow, look at thee Spurs!!

Y is for Why, are they such a big bore?
Z is for Zero, 'cos that's all that they score !!