2-Stupid Ways to get tha females...

Okay, I dunno what else to put on my page.. so uh.. hmm...

Top-2 Unusual ways to get a girl..

No.2: This is what is referred to as "The Flyer Method." You can meet up to twenty extra girls a month using this unique method of advertising for romance. Simply putting flyers on windshields of cars in the parking lot of singles bars. We had about 1,000 flyers printed up on colored paper. The flyer was worded as follows:

"Singles bars are great if you want to stay single or just have a one night stand. I don't, I want a girl who is looking for a man who is serious, fun, adventurous, sexy, and sensitive all wrapped up in one. Basically your "perfect guy". (bold this)

So, if you'd like to meet and get together and are disappointed in what you've had up until now and are ready for a first class man to come into your life and give you first class treatment, just send a picture and a short note to (insert your address and/or email)..."

A couple helpful tips: Print the text in large print and don't be afraid to add a smiley face or something cute. Women love it! You can even put an outline of a Rose on the flyer and be romantic- experiment! The best time to do this is between 10 P.M. and 12 A.M. when the parking lots are full. Do it on the weekends or on ladies night. You can also leave some inside the bar. Just talk to the manager and get his permission. He probably won't care. Leave them at anyplace women go. ( Laundromats, supermarkets, etc.) You can usually even tell if it is a woman's car but who cares, they don't know you and all they have is an email and address (you can use a PO Box or rent a box if you want)

That should work.. i dunno.. never tried it..

And the numero Uno way is....*drums rolling*....

The "Galliger Approach"...you simply walk up to a girl and hump her leg.. she immediately begins liking you.. she can't help it.. its natural baby.. My friend..well...he doesn't want his named revealed...but we can call him "Shanardia Twain"... he discovered this, he hasn't discovered a way to keep the girl, but he will have them for atleast a day.. so for a 1-nite stand this should work..

GOOD LUCK!!

By the way...anyone who actually tries these is a retard.. cuz you will get so many pranks with the first one...and beat up over the second one.. But somehow "Shanardia" works it to perfection.

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