This game can be played one of two ways:
1) With alcohol for the fun of getting trashed (additional rule option: anyone who pukes, passes out or goes to the bathroom loses) or
2) With regular beverages, first person who goes to the bathroom loses
It is split into four categories:
Monologue:
Drink if:
-Conan spins around in a cirlce
-Conan buttons his jacket only to have in unbutton in seconds
-Conan lifts his jacket up and does a dance with his hips
-Conan licks his lips
-Conan bows when announcing the guest
-Conan makes a joke about how much the audience hates him
-A joke is made about Clinton or John Kerry
Skits:
Drink if:
-Skit involves the audience in any way
-Skit pokes fun at someone
-You find any part of the skit particularly disturbing
Chug if:
-Skit involves Masterbating Bear, Foam Rubber Character, Tomorry, Pimpbot, Desk Drive, Frankenstien, Preparation H Raymond, Triumph the insult comic dog or "In the Year 2000"
-Conan tries to touch the pop up title of the skit
Guests:
Drink if:
-Conan makes fun of his sex life (2 if he jokes about his own sexual disfunction)
-If a movie clip is shown (finish drink if clip turns out to be monkeys humping or the alligator eating the antelope)
Chug if:
-Any guest in cancelled due to time restraints
Anytime:
Drink if:
-Conan says "keep it cool my babies", "it's Late Night with who?", that he's going to get sued or that he's an ass
-Conan makes fun of La Bamba (2 if he implies they have a romantic relationship)
-Conan and Max stare at each other
-Conan laughs for more than 5 seconds
-Conan insults or makes fun of himself
-Conan growls
-Conan plays with his hair
-Referance is made to Max being Jewish
Chug if:
-You notice part of the show was edited out
-Anyone says "nee-haa"
-You laugh for more than 5 seconds
-Conan makes fun of his fat head