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SPIKE: I'm insane. What's his excuse?
GILES: Cordelia, it's me! It's me!
CORDELIA: How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles?
GILES: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome.
CORDELIA: It's him.
XANDER: Do we hug?
OZ: I think we're too manly.
GILES: What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendancy to get knocked on the head. - "A NEW MAN"
SPIKE: You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his resume, you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and then.
XANDER: Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? [Sees Angel] Hey man, how ya doin'?
ANGEL: Buffy.
BUFFY: Angel.
XANDER: Xander!
ANGEL: You really don't care what happens a year from now? Five years from now?
BUFFY: Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you. All I want is you.
ANGEL: I know the feeling.
XANDER: I'm undercover!
BUFFY: You're not under much.
SPIKE: Like I'd bite you anyway.
XANDER:Oh, you would!
SPIKE: Not bloody likely.
XANDER: I happen to be very bitable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
SPIKE: Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
XANDER: And don't you forget it. - "HUSH"
XANDER: So with Buffy and Riley having... you know, acts of nakedness around the clock lately, maybe they set something free... like a big, bursting poltergasm.
GILES: We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or -
SPIKE: Hey!
GILES: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're -
BUFFY: Flaccid?
SPIKE: You're one step away, missy!
BUFFY: Giles, help! He's gonna scold me!
SPIKE: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I'm deeply shamed.
XANDER: Yeah, right, you're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.
BUFFY: Xander!
SPIKE: That's it, you're off the usher list! - "SOMETHING BLUE"
TARA: Do you have any books on robots?
GILES: Oh yes, dozens. There's an enormous amount of research we should do before - no, I'm lying. I havn't got squat. I just like to see Xander squirm.
SPIKE: So, where's tall, dark and forehead?
BUFFY: Le vache... doit moi... touche.... de la... jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?
WILLOW: No. But you said, 'the cow should touch me from Thursday'.
BUFFY: Maybe that's what I was feeling.
WILLOW: And you said it wrong.
BUFFY: Oh, je stink.
ANGEL: I can stay in town as long as you want me to.
BUFFY: How's forever? Does forever work for you?
SPIKE: (imitating Anya) Xander, don't you care about me?
XANDER: Shut up.
SPIKE: We never talk.
XANDER: Shut up.
SPIKE: Xan-der...
XANDER: SHUT UP! - "HUSH"
SPIKE: Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say "servicable." Had a couple of them working for me once. They're more like "want to crush. Crush now?" - "A NEW MAN"
SPIKE: What was that? DId you just growl?
GILES: No. - "A NEW MAN"
BUFFY: Is there something you want to tell me?
RILEY: What? Oh. Yes. I am a lesbian. - "SOMETHING BLUE"
RILEY: I'm not mad.
BUFFY: No, you are mad.
RILEY: No, I am. - "SOMETHING BLUE"
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