by Keiko Yuu
Disclaimers: Digimon does not, in any way, belong to me. I just like playing with the characters.
Warnings: Slight OOCness, slight shonen-ai.
"Um... Tai...?"
"Yes Matt?"
"I really need to talk to you..."
"Ok, shoot."
"Um... You see... I'm not really a boy... I'm a girl."
"... What?"
"Yeah."
"You're kidding..."
"Nope."
"...Oh..."
"April Fools sucker!"
"What? Hey!"
"I can't believe you fell for that Tai!"
"Why you... Come back here!"
Just then, a mischievous jinni just happened to fly by overhead, and decided to play a little.
The next day...
"TAI!!"
"Agh! Don't scream like that Matt! You nearly scared me to death! Why are you screaming?"
"I'm...I'm...I'M A GIRL TAI!!"
"...... Oh come on, you don't really expect me to fall for that twice, now, do you?"
"But...but...I'm telling the truth this time!"
"Please, I may not be the brightest little star, but do you really think that I would fall for the same trick twice? Besides, what are the chances that you'll turn into a girl overnight?"
"You don't believe me? Then what is this?"
RIP
"..."
"Well?"
"B-b-b-..."
"Tai?"
"B-b-brea..."
"Oh for..."
"B-b-b-b-breasts..."
"Hey Tai! Hello? Earth to Tai? You can't see my chest anymore."
"..."
"TAI!!"
SLAP!!
"Huh? Wha-?"
"Tai? Wipe that trail of blood off your nose."
"What happened?"
"I turned into a girl, remember?"
BAM
"Tai?"
POKE POKE POKE
"Ta~~iii? If you don't wake up I'll splash water on you~~"
NUDGE NUDGE
"Ok then, you asked for it..."
SPLASH!!
"AGHHhhhh!!! Cold!"
SHIVER SHIVER
"I did warn you..."
"S-s-so, n-n-now you're-you're a g-g-girl?"
"Uh huh. What else is new under the sun?"
"H-h-how d-d-did this h-h-happen?"
"Well, I went to bed last night, still a guy, and when I woke up this morning, I was like this."
"Oh..."
SHIVER SHIVER
"Uh, Tai, maybe you should dry yourself first, put on some dry clothing, you know, so you don't catch a cold."
"Well this was all your fault..."
GLARE
"Hey, what was I supposed to do? You were out cold!"
"Never mind. Turn around."
"What for? I've seen you undress before."
"This is different. You're a girl now, remember?"
GROAN
"Don't remind me."
"Whatever. Turn around."
"Psh. Fine."
RUSTLE RUSTLE
"Okay, I'm done. You can turn around now."
"I already have. You know, Tai... you've got some very well developed abs. Have you been working out?"
"What? YOU WERE WATCHING ME?!"
BLUSH
SHRUG
"Matt, you��re a girl now, you can't go around doing stuff the way you used to."
"Why not? I'm a guy, or I used to be. And besides, it's not as if this is permanent...or...anything..."
SILENCE
"Is it?"
"I... I don't know..."
"What if it is? You'd be a girl for the rest of your life."
"You think?"
"Well, hey, it's not all that bad. I mean, you look pretty good as a girl."
"What? Oh, thank you. Wait. Hey!"
"Whaa~~t? I'm just telling the truth!"
BLUSHES ABOUND
"You know, Matt, this doesn't have to be so bad. I mean, just because you've changed into a girl doesn't mean you've completely changed. You're still you, with just one minor difference."
"You call this minor?"
"Well, that doesn't matter. The point is, you've still got all your friends around you. And we'd still be your friends, if you want us to be. Nothing's gonna change between us and the others just because you turned into a *cough* girl."
"Thanks Tai."
COUGH
"Also... if no guy wants you because you used to be a guy, I'll take care of you for the rest of your life if you want." COUGH BLUSH
BLINK BLUSH "Thanks, that's sweet Tai... but uh... did you just propose to me?"
COUGH HACK HACK COUGH BLUSH "Uh... that is... I... uh... um... yes?" Blush and cough some more.
SMILE "Thanks Tai. I'd accept, but we're too young to get married. Ask me again when we're older"
Keiko's Rants: Okay, okay, I know, that sucked. But it wasn't meant to be a masterpiece anyway. It was just something that sat down in my head one day and refused to move until I wrote it. You can hack it apart all you like, but it's staying. I've toyed with this idea before, but I didn't really want to work on a long story about it right then, so it'll stay short and bad and weird until I feel like expanding it.
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