| Ramblin' Rover |
| Oh there's sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty, There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl. But give me a ramblin' rover Frae Orkney down to Dover, We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world. There's many that feign enjoyment From merciless employment, Their ambition was this deployment From the minute they left the school, And the save and scrape and wander While the rest go out and squander See the world and rove and wander And they're happier as a rule.** Oh there's sober man and plenty And drunkards barely twenty, There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl. But give me a ramblin' rover. Frae Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world. I've roamed through all the nations In delight of all creations, And enjoyed a wee sensation Where the company it was kind. And when partin' was no pleasure I've drunk another measure To the good friends that we treasure For they always are in our minds. Oh there's sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl. But give me a ramblin' rover Frae Orkney down to Dover We will roam the country over And together we'll face the world. If you're bent wi' arthiritis And your bowels have colitis, Your gallopin' with balacitis And your thinkin' its time you died. If you been a man of action, While your lying there in traction You will get some satisfation Thinkin' 'Jesus at least I tried'. Oh there's sober men and plenty And drunkards barely twenty There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl. But give me a ramblin' rover Frae Orkney down to Dover. We'll roam the country over and together we'll face the world. (repeat) ** I know there are at least two versions of this song; I have heard them both preformed by the same person. I have presented here the original (as far as I can tell) version, but I have heard it sung with the first and second verses reversed. Take your pick. Back to Various Authors Back to the Lyrics Homepage |