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Alright, for all of you who don't know, Isaac, Teddy, and I
are in the same math class with this math teacher...
he's a Vietnamese Texan...
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here's some quotes, all said
with a Vietnamese-Texan accent...
-i call my parents "Ma and Pa Ha"
-It’s a hairy problem, but we’ve got scissors
-Even monkeys fall out of trees
-(Only under ha-isms because it was said in Ha’s class but by Isaac)
You don’t light one of my idols on fire. You can light ME on fire!
(yes I have proof too)
-No more cheese left in this class!
-Where’s the love, yo, JEEZ!
-Hiiiiiiii I’m the wiiiiiide mouuuuuuth frooooooog (walks up to
cow) whaaaat do youuu doooo? (cow moos) oooooooooh (walks up to alligator)
whaaaaaaat do youuuu dooooooo? (Alligator says:-) I eat wiiiiide mouuuuth
frooooooogs. (frog says:-) Eeeeek
-Jo Bob the Texas Snowman
-The one eyed senile samurai who slices up a hypothetical spherical watermelon
-its blue, its cool, it matches anything... dont worry we'll be unloading
the textbooks soon
-"theres no hate in math"
- *BZZ* feels like im being attacked by a guant mosquito *SWAT*
- *on a test* you can plant light bulbs but dont hope for them to grow
into lamps
for more, consult teddy
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