Hey folks! This is Bethy-chan here with some advice for all you chillin's. This is just some worldly advice straight from me to you... and I'd take my advice if I were you... lol.

Advice 1:

This is what happens when you're on crack or some other form of drug. Taking drugs is bad... REALLY bad... one its disgusting and two... nobody wants to kiss a pothead unless its a pothead kissing a pothead... It's like kissing a guy who smokes. When you kiss a person that smokes it's like kissing an ash tray... and that's gross... anyways.... this is what happens when you do drugs.... this is what you'll look like:



Advice 2:

Don't become a man whore. Chances are some pimp will come and pay you to have sex with him and then guess what?! Bingo! Next thing ya know you're laying face down in the dirt dead with a bullet through your forehead... Yup..! I watch Law and Order: SVU the only TV show on the planet with gay incest, rape, and murder all in one episode! Anyways... This is an image of what will happen to you if you become a man whore. Our whorrish subject is Sanzo.... the gun-toting, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed Priest from, Saiyuki. this is him after having sex with some random guy... SEE?!! He got bloodied up pretty badly... this could be you!!!





This dude looks soooooooo high! Ne? Sorry this dude... But you're the perfect example of why not to take drugs... STOP SMOKING MARIJUANA OUT OF A PIPE!! *falls over*

Advice 3:

Ummmm... don't smoke... BAD... Smoking will burn your poor little lungs and crap. Again.... ashtray licking!



This is what happens... you buy a gun and end up in some strange place on a bed... because you're a man whore who smokes and takes drugs!!! AHHHH! Not that I have any problems with man whores.... unless they're really ugly....

Anyways.... this is my advice or now. You can check out more of my ramblings and banter at my journal located at Pretty Pink Dragqueens R Us