George W Bush : We don`t really care why the chicken crossed the road.All we want to know is the chicken is on our side of the road or the other side.The chicken is either with us or agianst us.There is no middle road here!
Tony Blair : It is clear that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs,which is under extraordinary circumstances,can be certainly use as a weapon of mass destruction.
Grandpa : In my days, we did`nt ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone just told us that the chicken cross the road and tha is good enough for us.
Captain Kirk : To go where no chicken have been before.
Albert Einstein : Did the chicken really cross the road or the road move beneath the chicken.
Me!! : Who cares why the chicken cross the road!
Mom : Diners coming to our side.
My 4 years old brother : What`s a chicken?
On a plumber`s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
Pizza shop slogan : 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
On a hotel in a college town : Fall asleep in class
In a non-smoking area : If we see smoke, we assume you are on fire and we`ll take appropriate action.
At an optometrirst's office: If you don`t see what you are looking for, then you have come to the right place.
In a restauranr window: Don`t stand there and be hungry, come in and be fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home : Drive carefully. We`ll wait.
1." You are under arrest...for stealing my heart..!"
2."Are you legs trred (then the girl ask why?) because you have been running through my mind all day."
3. " Can you give directions to you heart. It seems I have lost myself in your eyes"
4.(while taking the flower..you show it to her)."I am just showing the flower how beautiful you are,"
5."Did you know they change the alphabeths...they put U and I together."
6. "Are you lost..It strange to see an angel so far from heaven"
