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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Birthday?
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Dear Raptors...... : Dan G when is you birthday? April something? whos birthday is next?
Gmans? Anyway a nice trip to Norwich will be on the cards soon! Maybe when my parents go on holiday ro something!!!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : highlight of my day...
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Dear Raptors...... : Just bought a DVD for 12.99 but it rang up on the till for 1.99! FUCK YEAH! Do i need a life? Answers on a postcard to the usual address: Dan G has aids, the raptor website, the internet, youre computer. wot? Exactly.
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Raptor name : Dan g
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Subject : Birthdays
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Dear Raptors...... : Sorry dudes, its not Yells birthday. I owed him some wonga so i put it in a Youre 5 today! card and sent it to the Ives. There was a little skateboard due on the front and everything!
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Raptor name : G funk
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Subject : not very under really
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Dear Raptors...... : well....word up homies!! looking forward to leeds, keemans return and putting my willy into something wet! 2 out of 3 aint bad!
stay real homies!!!!! rrreeeaauuurrrgghhhhh!!!!!
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Raptor name : G funk
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Subject : not very under really
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Dear Raptors...... : birthdays??? i fucking hate it when people dont announce their birthday....Dan fucking G!!! and now it would appear yell has pulled the wool over my eyes...i feel so used!!
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Raptor name : G funk
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Subject :
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Dear Raptors...... :
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Birthday gayness
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Dear Raptors...... : Dan G is it your bitrthday? Now you are 18 you can leagally drink alocohol so when we go to freshers week we can fuck the place up!!!!! just 4 weeks away dudes!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : GET THE FUCK UP!
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Dear Raptors...... : Deeeer, de de de de deeeeerrr, de de deeeeer, de de de bum bum bum bum! Dan G says get the fuck up! I love you guys! Happy Birthday Yell!
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Raptor name : YELL
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Subject : DRINKIN MAN DRINKIN
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Dear Raptors...... : OFF OUT 2NITE WITH DANGEROUS DEXTER AND THE DOCTOR P R E.....KEE, HAVE SHEMAILED U THE HOSSEGOR DETAILS OF MINE AND DAZS FLIGHTS. SHUD BE THE SAME AS YOURS????
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Dirty Arab
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Dear Raptors...... : NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE
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Raptor name : Dan g
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Subject : Raptor in pain
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Dear Raptors...... : Ive trapped a nerve in my shoulder and cant move my arm! Man down! I need a medi pack! Hill! Where the fuck are you? Stop fraternising with the local poontang!
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Raptor name : G Funk
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Subject : slightly under
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Dear Raptors...... : so people....sounds like everyone is living the dream raptor style!!! yell - think the partay shirt is a wise choice...it never fails!!! goodwin - good call on the dates. count me in for the weekend including friday!
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Raptor name : yell
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Subject : carnage
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Dear Raptors...... : oh yeah,back in mansfield on friday nite, going down town with preece!!! DANGEROUS PAUL DEXTER! And JOHN PRIESTMAN! (OLD VIC LEG-END) then a wedding on sat. SICK! think ill wear my partay shirt G man
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Raptor name : yell
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Subject : camping
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Dear Raptors...... : going camping next week, me, THE proudman, becca and claire down zennor way............
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Raptor name : YELL
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Subject : SCARBERG
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Dear Raptors...... : PROBLY NOT JIM,THO ID LOVE 2 GO.GOT FRANCE IN OCT, AND MAYBE SCOTLAND B4 THEN, SO ND TO SAVE MAN SAVE. JUST WATCHED GAUGE THIS MORNING!!!! WOT ADDRESS U WANT IT POSTED 2 ?
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Raptor name : YELL
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Subject : ARGYLE ARGYLE ARGYLE...
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Dear Raptors...... : THATS SICK UR COMING KEE.POSTED U SOME PICS / CDS WHICH INCLUDE SOME OF JIM AND THE ARAB IN THE IVES. SORT IT OUT GUYS GET THEM DEVELOPED!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Scar-berg
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Dear Raptors...... : Im going up on the 11th of sept (sun nite) and will be coming back on the following sunday (18th of sept) G, the friday will b the 16th of sept. Over and out
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : not quite so under
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Dear Raptors...... : dear people, i will endeavour to make it to the berg but i will need some definite dates so i can sort it! just shot my balls.
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Done and Done
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Dear Raptors...... : All hail the scouseman of having housesness!!! Gonna be sick, is G-orce coming too? They wont know what hit them! Especially when G bails early on the 2nd night out!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Keeman
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Dear Raptors...... : Keeman! There is room at the inn for you my friend! The Scouse master has okayed it so its on! Yell, cud you make it up for said week?
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : France
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Dear Raptors...... : Yell, done and done, i booked my flights, 5th oct and 15th oct! On the same one as you i guess! Sick! Gonna get training in big wave bay! or i might die!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : France
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Dear Raptors...... : Yell, i should be deffo up for france if i dont die in freshers week or surfing Holbeck!!!
What are the details? Email to keep the details hidden, to stop Dexter coming!
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Raptor name : yell
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Subject :
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Dear Raptors...... : A BIT U FACKING CANT
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Raptor name : yell
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Subject : HOSSEGOR
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Dear Raptors...... : YO WIGGAZ!
KEE MAN, BOOKED 10 DAYS IN FRANCE OCTOBER 5TH TO 15TH. COSTS �127 FOR FLIGHTS. STILL GOING INDO / TAHITI FOR JANUARY. ARE U IN? WE BOOKED ON RYANAIR.COM
HOWZIT GOING ARAB, U TWO TIMER! JIM, WENT ISO OTHER NITE, WAS MESSY...OI MUSH U MISSED
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : weewee
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Dear Raptors...... : you guys are crazy....i like you....but youre crazy!!! thats the strongest tranq gun on the market!! got it down in mexico! i dont even know what the fuck a quail is!!!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : R-team
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Dear Raptors...... : I love it when a plane comes together! i aint goin on no damn airplane fool!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : R - Team
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Dear Raptors...... : ...2001 A CRACK TEAM OF COMMANDOS ESCAPED FROM A MILITARY PRISON AND FORMED THE R-TEAM....DER DER DER DER...DER DER DER, DANNER DER DER,DER DER DANNER DERRR!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Aids on a raft
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Dear Raptors...... : Throw ure hands in the air and wave em like u just dont care! Gonna ring the merv man 2moro and sort out the 218 on the 517. Wot? Exaclty.
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : nice
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Dear Raptors...... : Gman, please come to scarberg, i love you, all we need is rigg and yell and the Raptors will live again! MUAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : internal bleeding
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Dear Raptors...... : word up nigglets!! i would like to come to the mighty berg too.....dont forget me!!! i love you all. arab - you still alive?? hows the comfort zone?
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : yeeeeeah boy!
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Dear Raptors...... : SICK AS!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Dan Gizzle
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Dear Raptors...... : Yeah boooooooooyy! Keeman, i will indeed ask the merv for some more room at the inn! If not, the arab has plenty of room at his pad!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : scarberg
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Dear Raptors...... : wHAT! spoons curry club, Snowys, calvinos and footie ! yeeeeeeeeeeeah boy! ive just cum!A PHAT return to the home shores is long overdue!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Mr Black
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Dear Raptors...... : Danny G, Can you ask if its ok if i stay with the scouse too! If not i will sleep in halls with some unsuspecting freshers! muahahahaha! (evil laugh)
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Done and done
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Dear Raptors...... : Dan G, put me down for one of both! I am there dude!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Wiggedy wiggedy wack!
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Dear Raptors...... : And ill be staying with the merv and assisting in all activities such as the crawl of pubs and any other random drink fulled raptorage! Whos with me?
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Wiggedy wiggedy wack!
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Dear Raptors...... : Yeah boy, i will be in the berg of scar as of sunday the 11th of september for one whole week! Those of you who cant let go of uni life, this week is indeed freshers week...
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : going under
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Dear Raptors...... : so there i was with the little boy on my knee......er shit!!! the new craze called angry wanking is sweeping the nation. put me down for two! thats it...ive lost it
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : going under
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Dear Raptors...... : whatever happens, nobody is making it out alive!! donutty and she who thinks she is are now bitter enemies. how ironic! she is back with her boyfriend and yet again i hate my life.
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : going under
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Dear Raptors...... : well well well, the raptor board has gone berserkoid again! good to read some random shit again. i too long for a trip to the berg to get ridiculously drunk on the first night and then bail home early on the second!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : reunion
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Dear Raptors...... : you guys rule!! sob sob, i am looking forward to another random road trip to scarberg with all the raptors, Hill can leagally pull, Gman can look at fit nurses, danny G can ask waitresses if they have boyfriends...lovely!
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : The Arab
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Dear Raptors...... : ... he has been playing away! And im not talking about in Morecombe either! Hopefully, by now, he should have dumped Becky and made peace with Alah.
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : The Arab
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Dear Raptors...... : Ah Keeeman, the eternal questions about our colonial friend. Yeah, me and the Arab went to the Ives, it was uber phat. The reason the TITS crew would have strung him up by his Arabic balls is...
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : anyhoo
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Dear Raptors...... : who went to the Ives? did you get any monkey? why would dan hill get strung up by tits crew?cos he looks like an arab? back soon dudes for fun and gayness
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Theres a place off Ocean Avenue...
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Dear Raptors...... : G man, needed new tyre, 2 new suspension arms and wheel balance done. arms = �60 each! Aaah! Reckon i cud still make this weekend. May need �� help tho
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Nam
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Dear Raptors...... : I got raped by a boobie trap last night inNam. It hurt. Anywho, yeah arab boy, wot happened when you got back? Any comeuppance headed ure way?
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Raptor name : g funk
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Subject : gone under
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Dear Raptors...... : word to the raptors. good to see you arab man! hope you didnt get strung up by the tits crew! lets get this raptor brand going! road trip to manchester anyone?
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Raptor name : Dan G
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Subject : Danny Gizzle
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Dear Raptors...... : YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH boy! The Ives was uber phat! No comeuppance! The most hardcore of hardcore weeks! Laugh? I nearly voided myself! Roll on leeds!
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : WOOO
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Dear Raptors...... : I forgot how to spell sausage the other day, but now its back, woo woo! I miss BBQ sausage, mmmm
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Raptor name : Keeman
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Subject : Wee wee
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Dear Raptors...... : On the dawn of the 5th day of the 9 month, look to the east for me carried by the wings of the silver eagle!
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