KEAHOLIC!  ALERT!

GET THOSE HANDS OFF THAT
KEYBOARD

YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!!

Now listen up!


YOU HAVE BEEN CITED FOR:
Involvement in an Illegal Conduct as a Keaholic
you must do more of the following.....


****RULES OF AN KEAHOLIC****


(#1) Must have Keanu wallpaper and screen saver on at all times

(#2) On average you must spend at least 20 hours a week on Keanu


(#3) More Drooling

(#4 )More Fantasing

(#5) More Fainting


(#6) Own as much Keanu Paraphernalia at possible (that means stuff)


(#7) Stop Keanu bashers at all cost..


(#8) If you have a Keanu site
brag about it,if you don't have one MAKE ONE NOW and then brag about it


(#9) If you seen Keanu tell the story over and over again.....(in other words brag)

 


You have been caught red handed,
thanks to a tip from a fellow Keanu addict.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You can not call yourself a Keaholic
if you do not follow these rules of addiction....



Your actions would normally result in a severe sentence.
However, you will be released if you help convert others to become a Keaholic . You need only to talk about Keanu and get them addicted
NOW some may not listen.....




Then you have some choices to make 1. You can try shocking them into reality...


2. Hang them up till they give in


And any method You can think of..except for acts of violence as Illustrated here by Mr Keanu Reeves
  

Acts of violence will not be tolorated by Mr Reeves or members of AKFP Club

After exhausting all efforts to convert.....
.Just tell them to go jump in the Ocean and hope they drown.......
Method of jumping in illustsrated by Mr Reeves.


Now get those fingers typing,surfing,downloading, scanning, posting & making everything Keanu

It's for your own good!!!

Besides you don't got a life anyway
you might as well spend it on a good looking guy

 


So here you go take a good long look.................

Sorry I got a thing for the long haired pics.....

Now move it! Get to work!!!

FACE IT YOUR ADDICTED...........

WARNING: No known cure for this addiciton has been found, rumors
now have it that it will never good away....SORRY



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