TALES FROM THE HOOD
Hey these are the tales from the hood!
Don't be scared just turn on your lights! HAHAHA
These here are all true stories from the hood some will make you laugh, some will make you cry and well some will just scare the crap out of you!!!
This here is a little story about one of my favorite things that we did!
Keep in my we were just children a little young and a little stupid! Well it all started that a group of us wanted to build the best fort in Canada, there was a near by lumber yard that we could use for supplies. So after about a month of working on this fort wich we had stuck in the bush near the lumber yard, it was finally finished! Now this fort was one of a kind it had a toilet (a big hole in the ground with a tire on it) it also had a fire pit which would be the cause of its distruction! We decided to spend the night there one night and we had a fire and well it got a little out of control sure enough the whole bush went up in flames! We ran to my one friends house and poured the bottoms of beer all over us cause we smelt like smoke and we didn't wants any of our parents to think that we smoked! Honestly this is a true story and well like I said at the beginning we were young and dumb.
This is one of the things that I regret most about the stuff that we did as children!
It all started when this little punk skater moved into our neighbourhood! At this time we really didn't like skateborader you see we stereotyped them all! Well we planned on getting this kid if you know what I mean, we planned and planned untill we finally got the shot to get him! This poor kid took such a beating from at least nine of us. We use a cork screw, we had bike peddals to use as brass knuckles. We were just absoultely crazy back in the day and boy did we want this kid to pay! The kid ended up spending a night or two in the hospital. To this day we all regret it in our own way! But what do you expect from kids we were out to hurt this guy and well we suceeded. Hey buddy if you ever come across this page well personally I am sorry for what we did to you!
This is another little ditty about us as kids! We use to go fishing all the time. But it wasn't what you would call normal fishing, it was seagull fishing. What we used to do was head on over to good old St. Mary's Elementary bring our rods and reels throw on a nice size chunk of good old wonder bread and cast away. Well the one time we did a friend of mine had never done it before it was his first time. Well what do you know he caught one it wasn't excatly hard but we did and he was all fired up about it. But we didn't know how to get the hook out. What we usally did was just keep yanking really hard or just cut the bird loose. Not for him we told him the you just take the hook out of his mouth just like it was a fish. We said hey don't worry it won't bite you. I still to this day believe that he tried to take out the hook with his hands. Well sure enough he tried and well...... the seagull bite rite down on his finger we all nearly died of laughter.
