I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl, please look at me
Punk rock girl, what did you see?
Let's travel around the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl, give me a chance
Punk rock girl, let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me, punk rock girl
We went to the Phillie Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well, no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was California Dreaming
So we started screamin' "on such a winter's day"
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl, it makes no sense
Punk rock girl, your dad is the vice president
Rich as Duke of Earl
Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
And they said "Well he don't work here!"
We said
"If you ain't got Mojo Nixon, then your store could use some fixin"
We got into a car, away we started rollin
I said "How much ya pay for that"
Said "Nothin' man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl, you look so wild
Punk rock girl, let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel around the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl