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Hey everybody! This is the part of my webpage where I get really boring and talk about all the people I know. Since I bet no one's reading this anyway, I will make the list freakishly long...I wanna give a huge Lolita welcome to all the pedophiles who are now reading this (Hi Keith, and guy at 7-11). Now I will drop the names of people I know, and (probably) enjoy spending time with...Howdy to all my guys and dolls in E.P. (suburbia to the extreme). Let me list your names for no real reason...Amber(DIY piercings), Lauren W.(cherries, spasms not orgasms!), Lauren S.(it's probably more smoke than acutal fibers~!), Kristen(transistor monkey!), Jade(Spade, Jade the Jap), Kelly R.(Blaming Eve, recovered lipgloss addict), Kelli A.(cult member, Chaos Kelli, scaring children, karaoke), Alyssa(Ninja in the ER, Jimmy Carter), Brittany (Keepin it real in N.C., books are lies), Mike (I'm no one's mom...Cosmo!), Bob (Billy you look perdy in a dress!..extreme pool), Sean (I have a 12 guage in the back of my house), Amelia (the Trix Rabbit, molestor, sadist, swearing at inanimate objects, my locker), Bridgette (Halloween and Pepsi= bad combo!..remember playing softball when we were little...it was more beating that playing!) Dave (Cookies Lawndale, D.I.Y. piercing),Meg (Millenium force whores), Mary (Britney Spears look a like, Sorry my dad almost killed you with our car), my cuz Matt (sex on T.V.), Meg Sullivan (Trippy...Meg is a copier!), Alibob (strategy is the key to the sandals!), Emily (Camping with me gets FRIGHTENING..OMG A RACCOON!)Lauren Sekula (get off my bus!!! fat girls in tube tops), Jim (Irishmen are the greatest lovers lol), Tim (the pact is not to be broken...cross dressing) Nate (Panda), Pat (watch out!), Melaine (street rape...agent T!) and all those lovely people I forgot (sure...) to mention. lEt ThE mAdNeSs BeGiN!!! |
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