*iNsiDe jOkEs*
*Chris is a fudge-packer!!! There are children staring at you...*Cherry body paint*...Cookies and candy should have sex more often...The shorts I found in the street...me singing sublime *SLAP*....Bangables...Mangled...Words of wisdom...the Salute girl...Cat with an oversized banjo..Plum crazy...Front lawn girl...notorious KFC...Suburban rap...Prison bride...Say no to rehab..I buy too many hats...the pizza does dirty things....spasms not orgasms!...*LAUREN*
*Hatchet!...Bangables...Jesus loves the little children...What's with you and just picking up kids?...Suck my left nut...The van...Parking lot girl...Secret brother named Matt...Deep like a hole...you can't be THE peach...don't pull Lauren's hair...WORD!...Ghetto ass...*KRISTEN*
*Jam session...BOOKS ARE LIES...we are the most Italian people in the whole world who aren't Italian at all, I think my heritage is lying...Lolita...the feds are parking their white vans in front of my house...my affairs with communist dictators...Aunt Jemima...Saddam!...Anna Hearts Fidel...Chicken nuggets...Are you wearing shoes..OR NOT??!!?..Hillbilly battles...NO! You are wrong...the cheese sticks are fine!...Goldy the body guard...You are ruining my vibe!...Our parents, the animal murderers...NO! NOT COOL!...Peter Pan...Song of the South...Animal skulls=extra credit...6 bullets in the can...the pear tree...I Love Lucy/Beavis and Butthead skits...Surprise in an egg...Mr. Bab-Lee (aka "kids should bring guns to school")...It's not good to go hunting with your friends and try to scare them with a reindeer mask...YEEEEESSS!...Love scene bodyguards...Chocolatey mix of plastic and candy...Fire adds the extra bit of fun to any situation!... Youre not my PIMP!!....*BRITTANY*
*Ninja in the ER!..Infomercials...My child wants to join the KKK and live in a garbage can...The Real World...Back To God Hour...Hockey stick fight!...THE END IS NEAR Team Alyssa...Communists..Spagettios and chocolate pudding...The box says 5 minutes, IT'S DONE!!...She has alcohol poisonin...pyros...I have a secret microphone!...Paint store!...Michael Jackson was my influence!..*ALYSSA*
*Scaring children...Funeral home parking lot...RAMONES!...Men over 30...Don't kill my guitarist or you PAY!...What if I started talking like I was from the 50's?...Orange pop...Hey Benji!...Go insane...Mentally ill finger...Remember kids, rebel against your parents, say no to vegetables, and JOIN A CULT!...Do not buy the corporate whore that is MTV!...Hugs for punks!...Superfri pick...Jump Kelli! Get that CD!...Sorry my dad almost killed you guys with my car...Ophelia: Behind the Music...Chaos Kelli...Look, Kelli can dance...I'm not fancy enough!...Sea hag...Christina Aguilera is going bald..LOOK!...Keep your children away from us...I'm horny and flashing...*KELLI*
*Jade the Jap...Jade Spade...Spread the love, buy a pug...Spagettios and chocolate pudding...Jade is in with the communists...Paint store...Fiddler on the Floor...Blair Witch...Wood-elf...Jade squeals for Nirvana!...Don't get trapped in my bathroom!...Are you too good for Ophelia? But I guess you're not good enough for the WWF!!!...Scooby Doo fathered my baby!! *JADE*
*Wasting our lives in those damn Swedish furniture stores!!...CARNIES!!...Look, the carnies live in a carivan, and it has a BBQ!..Oh, I though you were with your mom, but it's some chick...I'M NO ONE'S MOM!!!...Who's Satan, me or Bridgette? NO, I'M SATAN!! Look out for those poles...Damn seventh graders and their damn eggs...Boy crazy...How do I tell if my child is on marijuana...I find the best things on the ground, but no one wants them...Cosmo...member...his boys lol...stripper for the insecure girls!*MIKE*
*High quality stick...Walgreen's coin fight...Gotta love the gay guy music...Your neighbors are trying to smoke you out!...Crazy old man with a shotgun...What are you kids on tonight?...Terrorizing suburbia...That was a NICKEL!...People yelling out of cars...Billy you look perdy in a dress!...Extreemr pool!...*BOB*
*Trix rabbit...sadistic kids...MOLESTOR!...there are too many people in this world...I WUV YOU!...are you loaded?...Out of the ordinary? The Amelia ordinary I mean...Shifty eyes...Spanish crackheads..Eyes the size of quarters...Our Spanish teacher=deer caught in headlights...I forgot where I was for a second there. I don't like when that happens...Just wondering, would you ever do a Hobbit? Not even if they were Elijah Wood?...*AMELIA*
*Let's go break some public property for her birthday...Man down!...Goth talk...Clowns and Disneyland...Clarice Starling...EP Undercover...I work for the cops...Indian metal!...Cheesy bread? What the hell, this is grease. Are you in the mood for grease?...Fried friends...There was a gun in my donut!...Mmmm 3 AM lattes!...*LAUREN SWATZELL*
*Halloween and Pepsi...bad combo...Swimming fully clothed...120 degrees...Headlock...Sugar basketball...Hostage crisis...Carmel with the telephone...FLIP THE VAN!!!...See, now that's where I almost tipped the car on the ice...put a coat on!...Tee shirt snow wrestling...Take a bogus picture of me and him talking, pretend it's a memorial or something...The tattoo discussion...Lack of sleep...Creepy goth kids on the corner...If we catch you, out comes the make-up! *BRIDGETTE*
*Get off my bus!...fat girls in tube tops...get off my bed AKA get off my damn floor!!...everything points to marriage!...intermediate family...the bag (AHHH~!)...broken bottle...Cosmo!...Iraqi bingo game!...walking in on people in the bathroom...scaring lauren w. in the apartment door!...NSYNC grooving...DEDO EL MONO!...el senor de nieve come tu alma!...what would that baby look like?........*LAUREN SEKULA*
GO BACK HOME!
Everyday I love him just a little bit more
Just a little bit more
A little bit more
Everyday I love him a little bit more
And he loves me the same...
UNLIKE YOU, I HAD IT EASY....
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