Wanna watch the White House overturn
I wanna witness some blue blood bleed red
I want to tar and lynch the KKK
I want to pull and shoot the NRA
I wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves
I wanna join the CIA (not really)
You're not special
You're getting older
But not much better
We wanted to embarass you
That's why we're singing this song
So happy fucken birthday
You're not special
You're not special
Another drink
I think your lifestyle is fucken weak
You work all day
Eat fast food
But the carrot juice makes you feel good
Go back to the gym to "burn it off"
What a wreck you are
I took a piss on your SUV car
I can't stand these juiceheads!