Kate's Evil 'B' Page
Evil 'B' Page? That's what I said. You may not know of the Conspiracy of B, but it's out there. Ever wonder why so many nasty things have to do with 'B'? Boogeymen, Bandits, and Boredom were probably some of the enemies of your childhood, not to mention Bedtime.
And the word 'Bee' refers to one of the most dreadful pests on the planet, a creature which is deceptive in its
black and
yellow bandings,
which kills poor innocent highly allergic humans.
Not Convinced? Maybe this little selection of evil things related to B that I've found online will help you.
This is Bun-Bun. He looks like a nice, friendly bunny - a mini-lop, to be precise. But Bun-Bun is not nice. Bun-Bun is evil. He carries a switchblade. He attacks and mutilates those he lives with. He runs a black-market viagra ring out of Tijuana. He hunts down and kills telemarketers - ok, so he's not all bad. He's still not the sort of rabbit you would want your child befriending!
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VeggieTales. Nice, harmless videos for your child, installing Christian values while your little son or daughter is laughing at the singing cucumber. But who's this?
This, my friend, is Bob the Tomato. Not only is he part of the Evil B Conspiracy, he is part of the darkest subgroup of that hideous bunch, the Bobs. Sure, the Bobs seem innocent, but they are bent on world domination! I don't have a lot of data about them yet, but I do know that their leader is one Dark Lord Bob, Master of All that is Not Quite Nice. I shudder to think what will happen if he ever gains power. For one thing, he knows all about the Evil Overlord's List. This could be very not good.
So, how will you help defeat the evils of 'B'?
