WonderFace

Get your face change right here folks,
get the nose you want, the yeas to die for.
Curly hair? No problem, straight blonde, right there on.
Fat lips, thin lips, thin face, no dewlaps, no my dear,
and its for hubby too, how about Kirk Douglas
or Cary Grant to wake up beside you in the morning?
The rippling biceps of Charles Atlas or the athletic type
Johnny Weismuller.
The face is so simple, a moron could put it on.
Just hold up open from the inside and let the cables
wrap around your head, not fear, no pain,
it just sucks right on like a rubber cushion tip
and you're set.

There is one catch though, once the face sticks on it,
don't come back. It actually shaves your blood to
live. And it is very strong. Surgery would kill
it and you.
But think of the advantages, look great and young
for life.
What that Man?
It's called the Wonder Face.

� 2000 DPMcClellan