Squire Story
There is vision in the center, where stands the master.
As he believes, I must perform the clean.
He holds the strong arm, sheathed in burnished steel,
I remember my place is not to scream.

He alights his mighty roan stead, all of rolling muscle.
I mount my ass laden with equipment.
He charges forth with a canter, a song on manly lips.
I follow with a muttered curse sent.

He flashes in the still rising dawn, a bold adventure.
I whisper to the saints to be done.
He speaks as if God is a bosom friend and will deliver.
I pray most fervently and non-won.

He calls to me to be brave but prepare for the worst.
I wonder if the helmet hurt his bees.
He will call to me for his lance, when the time comes.
I hope he can find me in the trees.

For he has chosen himself to face the great Logiath,
a battle dragon who eats his meat.
And never mind the fire, or long claws, or big teeth
or scales of armor for fifty-two feet.

So what I have here is a spoiled nog-head with steel,
who is minded to get par-roasted.
I'll tie my ass to a sturdy oak for a quick getaway.
When the fat in the fire is toasted.

The fog is rolling heavy over the Notterdam ridges,
home of Logiath in the caves,
A winged apparition erupts from the murk roaring,
and casts great gouts of flame.

He turns in his armored splendor and gallops away,
down the crumbling road, out of sight.
I follow with my ass and all the clinking and clanking.
Oh, the travails of me and my knight.

� 2000 DPMcClellan
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