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Fake Name : Nigger Playa
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Cuss Comment : But as i was sayin yeah, me and Kanch had a bit of a tiff after Lavans bday last year at Marcia Rd. Da dick gave me da best present eva...a beautiful hunky male stripper
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Fake Name : Playa
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Cuss Comment : Yo Romeo...i know all da 2nd yr honeys luv u n all dat but u gota understand dat 3 bridges know how to play da field. i mean look yeah i pulled Ranvir, Sneha and ok i did win da jackpot wid SIMAL but dats in da past.
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Fake Name : short blak n stanky!
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Cuss Comment : i thought id used a good cover name but u hav all obviously guessed that my names ruban.......shit!!
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Fake Name : Harnaik the Henchist
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Cuss Comment : Benji dont be dissing my nigga RSU. Fuck you man you aint the fittest for shit. PS: Tell Bobs to stop pissin in your hair
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Fake Name : 3 Bridges
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Cuss Comment : Gurv u fat hairy bastard...u need to find urself another wankin partner...cos sati dont wanna be ur partner. he said u got a small dick...in fact try getin a girl. good luck mate u gona need it. BOKA EELAM
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Fake Name : Benji
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Cuss Comment : It is fair to say that I am the best looking bloke at GKT...Fuck it I mean ULU...Fuck it I actually mean UK. But 4 all u mingers i hav one ting to say...u aint got no style when it cums to dress sense. and Romeo...listen up...i am da dhol master...i made
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Fake Name : conspicuous person
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Cuss Comment : benji aint d one wid sarcasm, thats u rameet.u cnt hold a conversation without sarcasm.its an essential ingredient of ur personality(?)mmmmmm dhol master u certainly r not!xx
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Fake Name : benji
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Cuss Comment : yes i like men (but i am proud)..rameet take note..but the thing is that i dont give a flying shit.. without takin a dhol lesson in my life i can still play beta than ramit!..romeo take on the girls!
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Fake Name : BENJI
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Cuss Comment : yes i dress wierd, yes i am sarcastic, yes i dont give a crap about a lot of people, yes i cannot dance, yes i have funny hair,
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Fake Name : Henshaw Harnaik
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Cuss Comment : Benji you may think your the fittest guy at the moment. But Im the best looking in London. You got shit dress sense. I could buy clothes from oxfam and stick look better.
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Fake Name : longer lane
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Cuss Comment : so dildo, hows da chop been? maybe rishi lakhani has a longer penis than u after all!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fake Name : Ted Puma Baker
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Cuss Comment : fatpal i came down to the last fuse. and i heard a shout out for you. I honestly dont know why they did it. U only buy my clothes after everyone else has got them. Nice trainers Prummit Kumar.
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Fake Name : primate_pat
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Cuss Comment : hello my dear chums! how r ul al.i am back from my studies at qmw.wat a shit uni.i mean they seem to let al the riff-raff in these days.i miss u al.how is the one called thiv(that is his name if i am correct).i had a quick snoop around guys this and have
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Fake Name : Thivanka
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Cuss Comment : y is it that everyone has forgotten about me!wen i needed a place to stay evryone was reluctant to let me stay with them! Y is that?does noone like me?but thanks to zara being schizo i now have a place to stay with my best friend mud and the love of my li
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Fake Name : Bobs (colon)
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Cuss Comment : Let me out! I cant breathe in this stinking shit-hole! Someone give Aman a laxative!
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Fake Name : Aman (goatie)
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Cuss Comment : I pushed Bobs too far up my arse and now I think hes got stuck. Has anyone got the number of a good plumber?
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Fake Name : Green Semen
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Cuss Comment : Ive heard Benjy is gay. He was caught ramming the dover street security guard. Whos calling out an inquiry.
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Fake Name : anal washout
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Cuss Comment : looks like that sad group of inbred horse shit known as dilan ruban kanch n lavan have been busy writin crap over the hols. well let the war begin.
ps dilan got beats from misha!! haha
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Your fake Name : Speech Therapist
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Person you want to cuss : Dice
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Comment : Either speak properly, or dont speak at all!
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Your fake Name : nikunj
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Person you want to cuss : shal
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Comment : shal, i cant bench-press u no more! ive found someone else!
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Your fake Name : Dilan
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Person you want to cuss :
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Comment : Im actually a porn star in my native Sri Lanka, I came to England to try out bestiality with those black dogs Lavan and Ruban...now I get free sex everyday. i never wana go back home.
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Your fake Name : your mum
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Person you want to cuss : Aman goatie
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Comment : grow some fuckin hair, u fat bastard! p.s ur gay
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Your fake Name : 3 bridges hos
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Person you want to cuss : evry1
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Comment : my names dilan n i lov livin with these little boys cos i feel like a paedophile, i get to fulfill my wildest dreams at night. by the way ne1 got ne more extra strong condoms, rubans arse rips my condoms too easily
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Your fake Name : Dunesh
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Person you want to cuss : Arjunio
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Comment : Arjun, what the hell are you on about all the time?
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Your fake Name : Dilan
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Person you want to cuss : to everyone at GKT
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Comment : I apologise for all those times I groped your balls at Guys Bar- Im a changed man, no more, I promise. But you can feel mine if you really want to!
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Your fake Name : Captain Birds Eye
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Person you want to cuss : Shal
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Comment : Thanks for coming to Rameets boat party!!!
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Your fake Name :
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Person you want to cuss : Rahim
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Comment : Enough said! Youre a joke to humanity!
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Your fake Name : Bobs
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Person you want to cuss : Anil
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Comment : You are a stud, and everyone knows it, but stop speaking out of your nose!
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Your fake Name : Sachin
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Person you want to cuss : myself
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Comment : Can anyone understand what Im saying?
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Your fake Name : ho
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Person you want to cuss : misha
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Comment : u r shit in bed.
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Your fake Name : Goobs
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Person you want to cuss : Batty
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Comment : My name is ruban, and i wanna grind Mud whilst lickin Janna out all at the same time as sittin on Thivs face. Boka!!
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Name : neil.p.patel
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Comment : krishna...5-4-3-2-1...thunderbirds r goooooooooo!
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Name : anushka
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Comment : i am a monkey clown.
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Name : tamil god
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Comment : patels and pakis...y?
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Name : Random
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Comment : Dilan - get some new clothes!
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Name : Random
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Comment : Misha - ur a ho!
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Name : aman khalsi
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Comment : u cant play the dhol 4 shit
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Name : benji
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Comment : ur not all that
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Name : Pagz
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Comment : Howz Rajvi?
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Name : Shal
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Comment : Thank u 4 comin 2 Rameets Bday!
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Name : Punam
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Comment : Who needz Bobs anyway?
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Name : Leathermarket
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Comment : Three Bridges Crew (Dilan, Kanchan, Lavan, Ruban) - please stop masturbatin over MBBS Year 2 girlz!
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Name : gauravs anal cavity
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Comment : hello
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Name : urinal sphincter
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Comment : squeeze me and ul wet urself...
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Name : Matty B
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Comment : Was that a girl that just walked past...? sorry, cant waste any time with this guestbook nonsense, ive got other places to be...and by the way...I am Dr Crazy Crab!
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Name : Sonita
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Comment : I met Arjuns parents last week. They ignored the stink and said they loved me. Its finalised, Ill leave that cheating Shal and live happily ever after in a Southall trailer park studying football statistics.
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Name : gaurav
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Comment : Im sleeping, but my hands are full.
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Name : shal
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Comment : hello, my name is shal. I think that rick is a big penis, you know, like John Major. He aint nothin but a girl
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Name : rsu
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Comment : i hope this works!
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