| Characters from Work! |
| A few people that I have to mention who work with me and who hang with me for some reason. |
| This is Ken, or should I say Bob Dylan. He loves his guitar, music, mob movies (like a good Italian should) and fast cars. He also likes to have a drink occasionally and talk to and impress a girl or two. A very laid back individual who wouldn't mind helping you out. But if you cross him, watch out! He won't back from a fight. Has known to have caused a few scenes (sometimes with the help of his partner in crime Danny C.) but it was always called for. Ask him about his favorite drink, the Tartini, and his only upbeat movie, Swingers. He'd be known to say "Well, we all have our stories," from time to time also. |
| GOLDBERG!!! |
| This is another of my coworkers, Bruce, but he likes to be known as Goldberg. He does what is asked, but if you tick him off he's been known to pick up people he doesn't like, bodyslam them, and then hit them with a table. At almost six feet and being almost double my weight, I try my best to avoid this guy, or else my ass is grass. Other than work, he is mostly calm and peaceful. Of course except if he is around alcohol and other guys. Then he has been known to be very loud, take off his shirt, and then walk out with every girl in the bar. He's a ladies man, a hard worker, and one tough cookie. And if you ever give him a ride home, beware! He has been known to even expel his stomach in the cars of people he doesn't like. Known to associate with Kev Dawg at times and be roaming in Providence. So if you see him, don't piss him off, because if you do and you're all out of tranquilizers, I don't think the best running sneakers will save you from a swift ass kicking! |
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| Kev Dawg |
| This is Kev. I picked this picture because I always see him in muscle shirts, he is always pissed at something, and he always is on his cell phone. Mikey from "Swingers" best describes this guy, if only because he is so "freaking money and he doesn't know it." Twice my size, three times my height and still afraid of talking to girls when we are out makes him (as he is commonly known to by others) the Working Class Hero. It is because of him and Goldberg that I realized our shift's battle cry: A Shift, Always Making Friends! And that was only after three people who we made fun of walked by us. NICE! Now if we could only get the lab girls to remember our names, we'd be all set... |
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| KENNY M. |
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| Richie D.!!! |
| This is the guy to watch out for, in work and out of work. He can be seen in one of a few different establishments, but as long as there is beer flowing, Italian food, and women around, he is sure to be there! Last spotted on Federal Hill in Providence in Casserta's telling some guy "fuggetabutit" and then taking the hands of two lovely ladies and leaving the place. He loves jokes and has learned much through his mentor Dr. Smooth and Triumph (yours truly), but can still break balls pretty good, especially since he's the guy everyone on his shift goes to for advice about things. The secret boss no one knows about, and he likes it that way. What he likes the best, from what I hear, is to meet up with some guys, hit the town until the wee hours of the night (which includes The Hill, the Cadillac Lounge, and numerous bars...), drop off any stragglers at their place, and finish with a nighcap in his basement while his clothes are getting washed. Rock on Rich, rock on!!! |
| Big Jon P. |
| This is the guy who had to work three or four weeks straight to learn stuff that no one else wanted to. He left my shift a while ago, but we always hear stories of him yelling at people to get back to work and swearing, although not at the same time, which is why the picture I think suits him. A big dude who doesn't smoke, but who is known to get as mad as Dice at times. I put this up as a tribute to a funny guy who kept us on our toes at work. See you on days Jon. |
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