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16/03/02
Well, I think
this week was really quiet (or perhaps everybody is on guard when
I'm around). However, when we lose on quantity we gain on quality of
bad calls. So this weeks bad call comes from Abalone and it goes a
little something like this: (its very long winded and pretty crazy)
Okay, I was
asking John about the bad call session he had with Herron about Bin
laden:
ME: So what
was the bad call?
John: er...
something about Russian mafia, Bin Laden escaping, and how Bin laden
might be in Tibet.
Me: ...
John: hahahaha
you reckon the Dalai Lama could be in on the Bin Laden escape? (bad
call)
Me: er......
okay. Oh, I heard that Bin Laden escaped in a corolla. Nigel must be
so proud (awful mistake and yes I know its a bad call).
John: hahahaha
Nigel must of given Bin laden a lift, yeah? (oh no! awful terrible.
Why continue a bad call?)
Me: ...
John:
hahahaaha Nigel was dodging through the bullets but Hoe.... a bullet
must of ricocheted his bumper, coz that is how he got that
scratch...
Me: ... why
make such bad calls?
John: Hoe...
after Bin Laden escaped from the Americans he was stopped by the
Shao-lin highway patrol. (terrible)
Me: ... oh
no.....
John: hahahaha
oh f*#$, Dalai Lama escort. Oh
Me: ... please
stop
(here comes
the crunch).
John: oh oh
Dalai Lama must have a six pack and was pulling chicks..
Funny?
Creative? Bazaar? Well, I just think this was bad call to the
extreme and what makes it bad was that it was a "wave of
terrible calls." It just hits ya from out of the blue and your
left standing going: "what the...?"
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