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This week we really overdid it. I guess its a sign of the holidays being back again. People have more time, we see each other more hence more bad calls. It was a tough choice this week, but in the end i had to go for a bad call from our bad call master himself pang. so here it is:

basically me and pang are talking over icq about how his fan for his computer is broken. This is what he came up with.

Pang: man my comp fan is stuffed, so loud

Me: get a new fan, but i think the fan comes with the shell

Pang: oh ernest fan?

Me: you make the worst calls

Pang: nah i mean ernest fan just walked in

Me: wah...you still made a bad call

Pang: haha nah ernis not here sorry i want to say

c fan as well, for clara fan

Me: oh...why lie? you make the worst calls

Pang: fan tastic

(my reaction as you can probably guess was, "what the...? am i seeing right?")

Me: ...please stop, why do you do this to yourself *sigh*

Pang: haha ok enough, no more fan, unless i eat fan for supper later

(fan= rice in cantonese, do you think this is bad, I do!)

Me: ...frick. have you no self respect?

Pang: sorry i am a bad call fanactic

(he finally admits it)

Me: bad call master that's what you are

Pang: haha bad call fan atic , did you pick that one up hahah

Me: yes i did, but i hoped it was coincidence

Pang: pffffft such good calls, no coincendence

defanitely not coincidence

Me: such bad calls. i cant believe you are saying those things!

Pang: haha u picked up the last one as well?

Me: just shut up loser

Extra credit bad call

I had to put this on cause i think it was funny:

Jimmy, nigel, john and I were outside embassy taking a much needed break from partying. So we started talking about mufflers and it so happened that a WRX(nice sports car) drove passed us. It was making a nice growling noise. I then made the comment that you can get different noises by just changing the muffler.  Jimmy then pops in from nowhere with: "what, so you are telling me that you can make nigels car sound like an aeroplane" (for extra effect you can say this in a low voice through a paper bag, just to get the jimmy voice). The reaction we got was Classic, with a capital C. (i.e. John went "oh ho ho ho wah.... "(<= that is a newington slang reaction for a bad call), Nigel face scrunched up like he was sick and then he went "oh wah...."). John,  then comes in with an absolutely bad one ( I have no idea what was going through his mind at the time),

"TAKEOFF"

I think i should stop hanging round these freaks hahaha. Makes me look bad. Sorry for ruining your week. I promise I wont have any more of these crazily bad ones next week. I still cant believe pang actually typed that and I cant believe john said that.

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