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Something I Wrote For Craigs List
I'm seriously tired of trying to find local male swingers via Yahoo. It's not that I'm not finding anything... oh wait, I'm not finding anything. So I wrote this ad for Craigs List in the vain hope someone in my area will see it and "hit me up".
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Wanted:
Unmarried or non-involved straight or (preferably) bi males between 25-45 from Clallam, East Jefferon and North Kitsap Counties, who would like to be escorted by an unmarried, discreet, 35 year old female from Clallam County to swing parties around the Sound.
You must be clean, HWP, preferably a non-smoker and a light drinker, be D&D free and have an open-minded personality for the swinging lifestyle. You should also be attractive (have the majority of your teeth, please) and intelligent. Sense of humour is also good. One (1) G-rated facial photo (all photos will remain private) and all pertinent information (relationship status, sexuality, age and location) will be expected when you email. Those without these things will be deleted without notice, no exceptions (That means you, the one who's thinking, "surely they can't mean me."). Those who are not accepted will be politely notified.
If you are one of "the chosen few" you will receive an email with her photo. She is not unattractive, is very personable, intelligent, passionate and sensual and has been swinging for eight years. She is slightly overweight and has been the subject of much debate as to whether or not she is truly a BBW. You will have to decide this on your own. She does have some flaws, which includes but is not exclusive to, nail biting and depression.
Because it's so hard to find real, youngish and single women who are interested and experienced in fun group sex encounters you will understand that you pay for all her travel expenses and entry to parties. Sex with her is optional and is not part of the fees.
This opportunity is a good way to satisfy your curiousity about the swing party scene and to learn if it is right for you without having to cajole some balky and uncomfortable female friend into going.
Female will meet you for coffee at a discussed destination in Clallam County (exceptions may be made for JC and NKC residents) before anything is decided.
If you have problems with any sort of commitments (which also means not following through on things not related to long term relationships) then do not waste your or her time. She is tired of and disgusted with homophobes, pushy jerks, no-shows, flakes, liars and boasters. She doesn't care about your skin colour, how much money you make, how many women you've done or the size of your penis. She is not necessarily looking for a long term relationship so don't be worried she will become clingy and weird.
Her hard limits include: Kids, Scat, most forms of Golden Showers, and hardcore and painful BDSM. However, she feels some BDSM elements can be fun if used moderately. Nothing like a good spanking! She is not interested in Transvestites or Crossdressers but she does enjoy the company of attractive, bisexual Pre-Op Transexuals.
There will be a quiz on this ad, so make sure you read it a few times and understand all the terms.
Unmarried or non-involved straight or (preferably) bi males between 25-45 from Clallam, East Jefferon and North Kitsap Counties, who would like to be escorted by an unmarried, discreet, 35 year old female from Clallam County to swing parties around the Sound.
You must be clean, HWP, preferably a non-smoker and a light drinker, be D&D free and have an open-minded personality for the swinging lifestyle. You should also be attractive (have the majority of your teeth, please) and intelligent. Sense of humour is also good. One (1) G-rated facial photo (all photos will remain private) and all pertinent information (relationship status, sexuality, age and location) will be expected when you email. Those without these things will be deleted without notice, no exceptions (That means you, the one who's thinking, "surely they can't mean me."). Those who are not accepted will be politely notified.
If you are one of "the chosen few" you will receive an email with her photo. She is not unattractive, is very personable, intelligent, passionate and sensual and has been swinging for eight years. She is slightly overweight and has been the subject of much debate as to whether or not she is truly a BBW. You will have to decide this on your own. She does have some flaws, which includes but is not exclusive to, nail biting and depression.
Because it's so hard to find real, youngish and single women who are interested and experienced in fun group sex encounters you will understand that you pay for all her travel expenses and entry to parties. Sex with her is optional and is not part of the fees.
This opportunity is a good way to satisfy your curiousity about the swing party scene and to learn if it is right for you without having to cajole some balky and uncomfortable female friend into going.
Female will meet you for coffee at a discussed destination in Clallam County (exceptions may be made for JC and NKC residents) before anything is decided.
If you have problems with any sort of commitments (which also means not following through on things not related to long term relationships) then do not waste your or her time. She is tired of and disgusted with homophobes, pushy jerks, no-shows, flakes, liars and boasters. She doesn't care about your skin colour, how much money you make, how many women you've done or the size of your penis. She is not necessarily looking for a long term relationship so don't be worried she will become clingy and weird.
Her hard limits include: Kids, Scat, most forms of Golden Showers, and hardcore and painful BDSM. However, she feels some BDSM elements can be fun if used moderately. Nothing like a good spanking! She is not interested in Transvestites or Crossdressers but she does enjoy the company of attractive, bisexual Pre-Op Transexuals.
There will be a quiz on this ad, so make sure you read it a few times and understand all the terms.
2006-02-26 04:10:37 GMT
