Personal Stellar Insurance.
Who this policy covers
This policy is designed to cover the insured in the event of a Comet, Asteroid, or Meteor shower. Should any of these events happen in the lifetime of the policyholder their relatives may freely use this policy to cover their remains.What is not covered
This policy does not cover falling debris from any solar activities. Nor does it cover any flying debris created by alien attacks or inter-planetary disputes.Termination of policy
Should the insured live through an influx of heavenly bodies, this insurance shall be deemed null and void, since it has worked its magic and saved the insured persons life.Terms of policy
This is a renewable policy, with term limits based upon meteoric activities upon the Earth. Not available to those living beyond the Stratosphere. Remit $10.00 cash (no check or money orders) to: Kenneth Blois 5520 N. Lazybrook Place Tucson, Arizona 85741DISCALIMER: Under no circumstances will anyone be held responsible for actions of those wishing to use this policy. Nor shall this policy actually be enforceable.
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