| JOKES |
| Hahaha! This is the jokes-page! If you know a joke, send me an e-mail! I will put it here, because I like laughing very much! I hope you like it. Greetings Ceri-Anne |
| What do witches call for in a hotel? B-room service How do you start a teddy bear race? Say: ready, teddy, go! Who's the fastest witch? The one that rides on a vroooooom stick. What's Dracula's American office? The Vampire-statebuilding! Why do witches fly on a broom-stick? Vacuumcleaners are too heavy. What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off. What's green and wobbly and hangs from trees? Giraffe snot. What goes "cackle, cackle, bonk?" A witch laughing her head off. How do you put an elephant in the deep-freeze? Open the door, put the elephant in it, close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the deep-freeze? Open the door, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in it, close the door. All animals are at a meeting, who's not? The giraffe, he's in the deep-freezer. How do you go through a crocodile-lake? Just walk through, the crocodiles are at the meeting! What is a sheep without legs? A cloud. |