| "Were you guys spanked when you were kids? I wasn't. Maybe that's why I'm such a prick." -- Rob Hamilton |
| "It's early yet, and I already have tunnel vision. I can only see the keg and the pisser." -- Drunk Buck |
| "Why did I have to graduate on time?" -- Sabrina |
| The Quote Wall |
| In honor of the old dogghouse quote wall ... |
| Monday, Sept. 9, 2002 "What day is it on Wednesday, Travis?" ?"Um...Quarter draft night?"--Margoni |
| "No, Buck, I didn't have sex!" -- Sabrina |
| "If they can't feel ya, fuck 'em!" -- Buck |
| "It's better than a cock in the ass!" -- Curse |
| "Don't worry, Travis, there's no danger of me mistaking you for a man of high moral integrity." -- Marla |
| "He's no Morgan!" -- Marla |
| "The Captain thinks everyone is beautiful ..." -- Travis |
| "Just because you stab a muthafukka doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to vote for your president." -- Tom Murphy |
| "Something is mating with my eye!" -- Curse |
| "I don't have time for standards." -- Deryk |
| "It's too far east to be west." -- Rob Hamilton |
| "Free the lobsters!" -- Drunk Rob |
| "Plants are living things too...they're just easier to catch." -- Adam Westhouse on vegetarianism |
| "A wild night for me and Amy is the edge of the bed." -- Rob Hamilton |
| "I'd give my left arm to dance like Michael Jackson." -- Spencer "You'd look really funny dancing like Mike with only one arm." -- Me |