So one day, three guys decided to test that legend. So they all go to the cliff and decided what they wanted.
So the first guy jumps off, and shouts: "I want ice cream!" and lands in mountains of gourmade frozen yogurt.
So the second guy jumps off, and shouts: "I want money!" and lands in a pile of 100$ bills.
So the third guy was about to jump, but he trips, falls, and was like: "OH SHIT!"
There was this boy, and so he goes to school. The teacher was like: "Ok class, today we will learn about the government." So the teacher starts explaining to the students about politics, history, and wars, and everything that has to do with the subject. However, the boy has no idea about what the teacher weas talking about.
So the boy goes home, and asks his dad to teach him the lesson again. So his dad was like: "Ok, well, let's pretend I'm the president, your mom's the government, the maid's the economy, you are the people, and your little brother's the future." So his dad starts explaining from that view point and the boy understands it alot more.
So that night, the boy couldn't fall asleep, so he goes snooping around the house. He looks into his parents room and finds his mom sleeping, but he couldn't find his dad. So he goes to the maid's room, and sees his dad fucking the maid. A little wierded out, he looks into his brother's room and sees his brother pooping all over the place.
So the next morning, his dad goes like: "Well son, do you understand politics now?"
So the boy goes like...
Well, from what I see...the government's asleep, the president's screwing the economy, the people are confused, and the future's in deep shit.
George Washington, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush were sitting on a plane.
So George Washington decides to make one person happy, so he drops a dollar bill off the plane.
So then John F. Kennedy decides to make 100 people happy, so he drops 100 dollar bills off the plane.
So then Bill Clinton decides to make the whole world happy, so he drops George W. Bush off the plane.