Yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so fat Greenpeace tried to throw her back into the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo mama so fat her driver liscense says "Picture continued on other side".
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution: Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama so fat you see a smaller fat woman orbiting her.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale.
Yo mama so fat the capacity for a cafeterira was "570 or yo mama".
Yo mama so fat she tripped on 4th ave. and landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the bathroom scale, she saw her phone number.
Yo mama so fat I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when she walks across the TV, you miss your show.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
Yo mama so fat she has TB, two bellies.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so fat she's taller lying down.
Yo mama so fat I gain weight by just watching her eat.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat that her college picture was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she takes the whole bridge down with her.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar, she made change.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so fat she fell off the sidewalk and went straight to hell.
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