2. Tell the lifeguards that they are not doing they jobs because you have seen at least 15 poeple drown today.
3. Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
4. Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
5. Hit strangers with your flutter board.
6. Hit strangers with your wet towel.
7. Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Ohhhh yerah... ohhh, that feels soooo goood..."
8. Sit on top of the water slide and don't move...ever.
9. Swim near a stranger and go, "Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here."
10. Insist you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
11. Pretend to drown and when sdomeone tries to help you, yell out, "HA, HA! Fooled you!"
12. Scream as soemone is trying to do something awhen jumping off a diving board.
13. Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
14. Tell poeple you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
15. Ask a lifeguard if skinny dipping is allowed.
16. Try to negotiater the price of getting in.
17. Take a really long time at the top of the high dive and act as if you were pushed off.
18. Take your towel, put it around your shoulder, and yell "Superman! Superman!" while running around.
19. Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
20. Sing and dance on the top of the diving board, and do a bellyflop as your grand finale.
21. Play marco polo by yourself.
22. Ask little children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.