| Ways to be Annoying at a Fast Food Drive-thru | |||||
| 1. Stand close to the speaker and shout your order, using colorful expletives in ways that would embarrass the order taker. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and each raises huis/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes, start speaking English and say you have no idea why the order-taker had trouble understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-taker's order ("Hi, my I take your order?") before he/she has a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e. "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and large medium fries please. 11. In a crowded rive-thru line, place a HUGE order, drive off, and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of trash and ask them to dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker thinks there is a problem with the speaker and asks you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, continue to speak in the same, garbled fashion. 15. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at the speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce an excrutiating feedback of their own voice. 16. One word: Flatulence! 17. Drive thorugh with someone on the hood to take the order. 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pick up your order, hace him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are male, have a female friend place the order the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-taker's fellow employees are called over to "check out that babe"/ 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru line. 21. Drive through backwards and let the passenger order. 22. Ask the prices for everything on the menu and order something you did not ask the price for. 23. Pretend your window is broken and order with your door open. Then roll down the window and take the food from the window. 24. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 p.m. 25. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 26. Laugh sarcastically when they ask you if you want ketchup. 27. Ask how they fit into that little box. 28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 29. Demand to speak to the manager. Say that you didn't like the way the order-taker said hello. 30. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and continue to do so until they yell at you. 31. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 32. Order a cup of water and two napkins. 33. don't order when thay come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 34. Honk you horn the whole way through. 35. Just stare at the them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. |
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