The Lecture Game
The lecture game is a game for three or more players. One player takes the role as the score keeper and is in charge of monitoring the activities of the other participants. Players try to rack up scores by performing certain tasks during a lecture. After a predefined number of lectures, the score is tallied up and the player with the most points wins.

Scoring for the game is as follows:

Asking a question that the lecturer answers.                                                                            1 point

Asking the lecturer their name.                                                                                               2 points

Asking a question the lecturer cannot give an answer to.                                                           4 points

Asking a question totally unrelated to the lecture.                                                                      3 points

Leave the room and return again.                                                                                            2 points

Have a coughing fit.                                                                                                               1 point

Pretend to have hiccups.                                                                                                         3 points

Lean back on a chair and falling over.                                                                                       4 points

Throwing a paper airplane at someone (the lecturer must not see you to get points).                      2 points

Throwing a rolled up piece of paper at someone else (the lecturer must not see you to get points).  1 point

Slurp your drink loudly.                                                                                                           2 points

Eating a packet of crisps.                                                                                                         1 point

Humming a tune.                                                                                                                     2 points

Beating a tune in your desk leg.                                                                                                 2 points

Blowing your nose.                                                                                                                  1 point

Opening a window.                                                                                                                  2 point

Getting the lecturer to turn on/off the lights.                                                                                4 point

Contradicting the lecturer.                                                                                                         2 points

Snoring.                                                                                                                                  3 points

The lecturer throws something at you while you're snoring.                                                       - 4 points

Mentioning "Advanced Soil Mechanics" (must be in a loud voice to get points)                               1 point

Getting the lecturer to mention advanced soil mechanics.                                                             4 points

Getting thrown out of the lecture.                                                                                         - 10 points

Getting told off by the lecturer.                                                                                              - 5 points

Showing these rules to the lecturer.                                                                                          7 points

Making the lecturer laugh.                                                                                                       2 point

The lecturer makes people laugh at you.                                                                                 - 3 point

Blatantly yawning.                                                                                                                  2 point

Asking for an OHP to be turned on (when it already is).                                                             2 points

Standing on the desk and doing a hula dance.                                                                           10 points

Standing up and sitting down again.                                                                                         3 point

Being involved in a mexican wave (must include at least three people).                                         5 points

Telling the lecturer their flies are undone.                                                                                  6 points

Getting into an arguement to the person next to you.                                                                  3 points

Wear sunglasses the WHOLE time.                                                                                          4 points

Wearing  a ski mask for the entire lecture.                                                                                6 points

Turn up to the lecture in a dress or skirt (MEN only).                                                               10 points

Turn up to the lecture in a swimming costume.                                                                          8 points

Walking behind the lecturer who is giving the lecture.                                                                 2 points

Walking in front of the lecturer who is giving the lecture.                                                            3 points

Burping loudly.                                                                                                                       4 points

Making a watch alarm go off.                                                                                                  2 points

Passing the lecturer a note.                                                                                                      2 points

The early bird catches the worm, or in the lecture game, some bonus points.
The following rules are for those who like to plan is advance.

Rearranging all the chairs in a room to face the wrong direction.                                                 5 points

Sabatoge the OHD before the lecture so it would stop working.                                                  2 points

Replace the board markers with permanent ones (the lecturer must use the markers).                   5 points

Handcuff yourself to the lecturer's desk or podium and say you don't have the key to unlock it.   10 points

Hide under the lecturer's desk or podium for the entire duartion of the lecture.                            10 points

Leaving an apple for the lecturer.                                                                                             1 point

The lecturer takes a bite out of the apple.                                                                                  3 points

Optional Rules: At the start of each lecture, every player is randomly given three tasks to do. The players who manage to complete the tasks are awarded an extra 10 points.
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