Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Why don;t vampires get AIDS?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How do you know if you ran out of invisible ink?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks on the doors?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how much is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where does the money go?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?
If humans have nightmares, then what do horses have?
What do chickens think we taste like?
If an orange is orange, then why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon calleds a yellow?
Why are carrots more orange than an orange?
If peanut butter cookies are made out of peanut butter, then what are girl scout cookies made of?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2?
What do batteries run on?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What is "soft liquor"?
What exactly is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What kind of fruit is the Juicy Fruit gum?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time to set it to?
Where did Webster look up definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
Where is Old Zealand?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze them?"
Who was the first person to look into a chickens butt and say, "I bet whatever comes out of this would be good to eat?"
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thiung?
Why are violets blue and not violet?
Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten while buns come in packs of eight?
Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
Why do people drive on parkways and park opn driveways?
Why are goods sent by ships called cargo and goods sent by cars are called shipment?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why do say a "pair of pants if only one article of clothing is involved?
Why do the signs that say "slow children" have an umage of a running child?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we're already there?
Why do wise guy and wise men mean entirely different things?
Why are some gay people so unhappy?
Why do tourist go to the top of tall buildings and put money in those telescopes to see things on the ground close up?
If God can do anything, then can he make a rock so big that even he can't lift?
Why do they put Braille dots on a keypad of drive-up ATMs?
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
Why does it take 15 minutes too cook minute rice?
Why does Pluto stand on all fours if Goofy stands erect? They're both dogs.
Why don't they call mustaches mouthbrows?
Why can't they just make food stamps edible?
Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
Why is clear considered a color?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks if a gun is thrown at him?
Why is it considered neccessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that to end Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the slowest time of day called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in a dictionary?
Why isn't the word phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
Why do women shave of their eyerows then paint them back on?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream or yogurt?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
How can you "draw a blank"?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helments?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why isn't there nmouse-flavored cat food?
When a dog food is new and better tasting, who tests is?
What hair color do they put on liscenses of bald men?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If a company ships styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Why do dogs get mad if you blow in its face, but stil its head out of the window in a car to catch a breeze?
If Fed Ex and UPS would merge, would it be called FED UP?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is there another word for thesaurus?
Is there a synonym for synonym?
If you try to fail, but you succeed, then what have you done?
Of a book on failures doesn't sell, is it a success?