2. Melt 1 cup of margarine into a saucepan.
3. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Billy "No, no!"
4. Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.
5. Take shortening can away from Billy and clean cupboards.
6. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
7. Take shortening can away from Billy again and bathe cat.
8. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches substained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
9. Assemblke 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups of sifted flour.
10. Take smoldering teddy bear from the oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
11. Take the telephone away from Billy and assure the opposite party that the call was a mistake. Call the operator and attempt to have the direct dialed call removed from the bill.
12. Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts, and beat all ingredients well.
13. Let cat out of refrigerator.
14. Pour mixture into well greased pan.
15. Bake 25 minutes.
16. Resuce cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea whether shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he is able to escape.
17. Frosting.
18. Mix the following ingredients in a saucepan:
1 cup sugar
1 oz unsweetened chocolate
1/4 cup margarine
19. Take the darn teddy bear oyut of the *%&# broiler and throw it away--far away.
20. Answer the door and meekly explain that you didn't know Billy had slipped out of the house and was headed towards the street. Put Billy in the playpen.
21. Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
22. Answer the door and apologize to the neighbor for Billy hiving stuck the hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for the ruined carpet.
23. Tie Billy to the clothesline.
24. Remove burnt brownies from the oven.