Sociable Male Employee--Joins friends in a leak rather than say he does not have to go, figures it does not cost anything.
Crosseyed Male Employee--Looks into the urinal at the right; pisses in one at center and flushes one at left.
Timid Male Employee--Cannot urinate if anyone is looking. Flushes urinal pertendeing he has leaked. Sneaks back later.
Nosey Male Employee--Attemps to see in other urinal to see how other is fixed.
Indifferent Male Employee--All urinals are occupied; he leaks in sink.
Clever Male Employee--No hands. Shows off by adjusting tie.
Worried Male Employee--Isn't sure what he ahs been into lately. Makes frenzied inspection.
Frivolous Male Employee--Plays stream up and down and across urinal. Attempts to hit flies. This type never grows up.
Absent-minded Male Employee--Opens vest, takes out tie. pisses in pants.
Disgruntled Male Employee--Stands for awhile and gives up; walks out of room grumbling to himself.
Sneaky Male Employee--Farts silently while leaking. Has pronounced control over farts. Has his fellow employees in stitches.
Sloppy Male Employee--Telltale wet drops below fly. Never misses shoes. Usually walks out with fly open. Adjusts balls later.
Childish Male Employee--Leaks directly into pool at the bottum of the urinal. Likes to hear the gurgling sound it makes.
Patient Male Employee--Stands for an incredibly long time waiting. Sometimes reads paper with free hand.
Efficient Male Employee--Waits until he has to shit. Does both at same time.