Mypenis ate my homework!
Oh no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
Sorry I'm late! I was playing with Mypenis.
I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
I think Mypenis has fleas.
Mypenis doesn't come when I call.
Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
I love giving Mypenis a bath.
At night, I sleep with Mypenis curled up beside me.
Mypenis needs exercise, it weighs over 50 pounds!
Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
I think Mypenis is getting old because he doesn;t get excited anymore...he just plays dead.
Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
Help! I can't find Mypenis!
Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
Sorry for driving so slow, Officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
Sorry for driving so fast Officer, but I had to take Mypenis to the hospital.
Mypenis doesn't like pussies.
Mypenis can do some cool tricks.