| How to Bake a Cake with a Baby in the House | ||||
| 1. Preheat oven and get out utensils and ingredients. 2. Remove blocks and toy autos from table. 3. Grease pan, crack nuts. 4. remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby. 5. Re-measure flour. 6. Pour flour, baking powder, and salt in sifter. 7. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked off the table. 8. Get another bowl. 9. Answer the doorbell. 10. Return to kitchen. 11. Remove baby's hands from bowl. 12. Wash baby. 13. Answer phone. 14. Return. 15. Remove 1/2 inch salt from greased pan. 16. Look for baby. 17. Grease another pan. 18. Answer phone again. 19.Return to kitchen and find baby. 20. Remove baby's hands from bowl. 21. Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it. 22. Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table. 23. Wash kitchen floor, table, dishes, wall, and ceiling. 24. Call baker. 25. Lie down |
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